“There’s only Larry and the coachman that can make thim two ould horses
go beyond a walk,” replied Patsy. “Better get the dogcart out and we’ll
put the mare to in no time.”
“Right!” said Mr Fanshawe. “Violet, what will you do whilst we’re
harnessing?”
“I’ll stand and watch you,” replied she. “And O Dicky, _don’t_ make a
noise.”
“Mr Fanshawe,” whispered Doris, “_his_ room is just above.”
“I know,” replied Mr Fanshawe, in the tone of a man who is driven to
extremity. “Patsy, you fetch out the mare, I’ll fetch the dogcart
out—that’s the coach-house door, isn’t it? Bother! the brute has put the
bar up—quick, it’s eight minutes past two.”
Whilst Patsy went to fetch the mare, Mr Fanshawe approached the
coach-house door. Larry, an automaton even in his cups, had done his
work carefully and well, even to barring the door. He must have done it
silently, too.
Mr Fanshawe had just lifted the bar when in his hurry it slipped from
his hands and fell on the flags with a bang. The straw of the yard did
not reach quite to the coach-house door, and the sound was loud, and
awful as the crack of doom. Mr Fanshawe removed the bar from the ground,
placed it end up against the wall, opened the coach-house door and
seized upon the dogcart, which was fortunately shafts towards the open
door. He was wheeling it carefully out when a window shot open above.
“Hullo!” cried Mr Boxall’s voice, “what’s this?”
“It’s the Tullagh mail-cart, sir, broke down and come to borrow a
horse,” cried Patsy, who was leading Fly-by-night out of the stable.
“What cart?” asked Mr Boxall. But Patsy did not answer; he had darted
into the harness room and returned with the collar on one shoulder and
dragging the harness after him.
“Quick, sir!” cried Patsy.
Mr Fanshawe did not need to be told. He had just passed the collar over
the mare’s head when another window shot up.
“Hullo! hullo! what’s this?” came General Grampound’s voice, “what’s
this? What the devil are you doing down there? Why, hi! Richard! Violet!
God bless my soul, Boxall, quick, they’re making away. Raise the house.”
His head vanished from the window.
“Don’t stop to answer him, sir,” cried Patsy. “Hould this strap wan
minit—wo, you baste!—Don’t stop to answer him, sir. I’ve tied their dure
handles togither wid a lingth of whipcord so’s they can’t get out till
some one lets ’em. Lift your tail, y’ divil—listen to ’em, they’re fair
thrapped.”
From the house could be heard the sounds that spoke of bedroom doors
being hammered upon and kicked against, and the screaming of women
wakened from their sleep, and the barking of Lady Molyneux’s pugs.
“Whin I saw Larry was drunk, I slipped upstairs wid the string and
fastened their dure handles together,” said Patsy, as he laboured away
at the straps. “Help me wid the trace, sir—it’s hitched. Faith, we’ve
beaten thim; one more strap, and we’ve done. Quick, sir, in wid the
lady—they’re out.”
The sounds upstairs had ceased.
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