This personage who had hunted the moon on many a summer’s night, had
amongst other attributes the power of seeing fairies; nor was he in the
least afraid of them. You would see him lifting up dock-leaves, and
conversing with the people who lived below. He could tell half-connected
tales of his doings with these folk, talking with his face half turned
from you, and tracing with his thumb nail the extent of a crack in the
fence he was leaning against, or the pattern of the door panel he was
near; and he would tell you this and that, and the other thing, till all
of a sudden his imagination would become too much for him, and with a
whoop! off he would go vaulting the fence, and away across country like
an india-rubber ball or a bounding kangaroo, to tell the rest of his
tale to the rabbits.
Just a grain more phosphorous, just a grain more ballast, and Micky
Mooney might have been a poet of the Celtic school, and led a revival
and written books.
As it was, he had some of the poetic influence that makes for better
things; in his company men tended to forget horses, dogs, rat-catching,
whisky and girls, and turn their conversation to banshees, cluricaunes,
cats with horns on their heads, and other topics of a similar nature.
When Mr Fanshawe had parted from Patsy at the front door, the latter,
turning his steps to the stable-yard, had found Micky Mooney seated on
the bottom of a bucket, listening with open mouth to Moriarty, the
rat-catcher, who was discoursing on psychical subjects, whilst Larry
Lyburn stood by the harness room door cleaning a stirrup, listening
also, or seeming to listen.
All the time Moriarty had been talking, Micky Mooney had been working
himself up, clapping the palms of his hands on his knees, twisting his
mouth about and flinging his head from side to side. No sooner had
Moriarty finished than he burst forth.
“I know a lady aal dressed in white—I know a lady aal dressed in white,”
began Micky, rocking himself on the bucket and staring with his big eyes
through Patsy and a hundred miles beyond—“aal dressed in white, wid a
crown of gowld; and it’s ‘Micky, come afther me,’ she says, whin I meets
her in the woods, ‘and it’s crocks and crates of gowld I’ll be showin’
you,’ she says. And it’s to-night I’m to meet her down in the woods be
the Druids’ althar—aal dressed in white, wid a——”
“Arra! shut your head and get off the bucket,” said Mr Lyburn, who had
finished cleaning the stirrup, and was now proceeding to water the
horses, punctuating his remark with the toe of his boot on that part of
Micky’s anatomy that was closest to the bucket.
Mr Lyburn was not a poet.
“Micky,” said Patsy, into whose arms the moon-struck one had been shot,
“stop your nise and hould your bellowin’, and come afther me, for I’ve
got a job for you.”
He led the seer of visions by the left hand (the right was applied to
the punctuation mark) round the angle of the stable wall to a quiet spot
near the potato room window.
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