“She is.”
“Then it’s I that’ll be takin’ her up the warmin’-pan and the
cough-drops if so be you have them ready—wan minute, till I say a word
to Con Cogan.”
He turned and spoke in a low voice to some one beside him on the path,
then he turned again to the window.
“Right!” cried Patsy; the rope flew through the pulley, an ear-splitting
yell pierced the house, then a voice from the ceiling.
“Holy Mary! I’m upside down. Help! Murther! Thieves! Lave go of the band
of me britches!—who are yiz at all? Patsy! Con!—the divil’s got a hold
o’ me! Help! I’m shtranglin’!”
“Strike a light, quick!” cried Mr Fanshawe. “Keep a hold of the rope,
Larry! Stop that row, you idiot! Here—give us the matches—keep tight
hold of the rope, Larry!”
A match flared up.
From the upper part of the house, through the ear-splitting shouts of
the captured one, could be heard the sounds of hurried feet, doors
banging, and all the sound of a house full of people awakened by
catastrophe at dead of night.
The rope had caught Mr Murphy below his centre of gravity. He was
hanging head down. He was kicking the plaster to pieces with his feet,
and striking wildly about him with his arms. He had been carrying an
open clasp-knife but had dropped it; it lay on the floor, and Mr
Fanshawe kicked it under the bed.
“Lave holt of me!” cried Mr Murphy, when the light showed him an
upside-down view of his proper position, and the fact that the devil had
not got him by the band of his breeches. “Lave holt of me, and I’ll go
quiet.”
“Lower, away, Larry,” said Mr Fanshawe; “get him half-way down till I
feel his pockets to see if he’s got any arms about him.”
Larry let the rope slip through the pulley till the suspended one was
three feet from the floor, looking not unlike a lobster on the end of a
string.
“That’s all right,” said Dicky, after a hurried investigation. “Down
with him—he’s not armed.”
Next moment Mr Murphy was seated on the floor with not a sign of fight
in him. He put his hand to the top of his head as if to see whether it
was on, and then he glanced round him at his captors, the rope, the beam
and the pulley, taking the situation in with a dazed grin.
“Faith, I thought I was goin’ to hiven,” said Mr Murphy, “back-side up.
Sure, it was as nate a trap as ever I was caught in. Larry Lyburn, who’s
the gintleman at all? Open your ugly gob and introjuice me.”
“He’s Mr Fanshawe,” said Larry.
“Faith, thin,” said Mr Murphy, “he’s a fine figure of a gintleman, and
it’s I that am proud to make his acqueentance; and now that he’s done
pokin’ his fun at me, maybe he’ll be lettin’ me say good-marnin’ to him,
for it’s home I ought to have been an hour ago.”
“Look here,” said Mr Fanshawe, half amused at the cool impudence of this
speech, “what are you doing here?”
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