In Paul Bunyan’s time the He Man country was far from its present tame
and safe condition. It was then a high, smooth valley which lay between
the Cascade Mountains and the Rockies. The highest peaks towered only
a few hundred feet above it. Down the center of the valley Moron River
flowed, and on each side of this amazing stream the sage trees grew,
the wild horses roved, and the long-eared, stub-tailed high-behinds
sat with lifted front feet and savagely sniffed the air for the scent
of their hereditary enemy, the blond wolf. There, too, the tigermunks
lifted their tails and screamed in the moonlight. The professors
maintain that the tigermunks, the blond wolves and the high-behinds got
their great size from eating prune pits which were thrown out from Paul
Bunyan’s cookhouse, and that they were all shot by the settlers who
followed the great logger. This notion is ridiculous. The truth is that
these animals were cowards at heart, and.... But this should be told at
the end of the story.
Paul Bunyan moved to this region after his disastrous experience in
New Iowa, when his loggers all turned poets. He depended on the He Man
country to make plain, honest men of them again. The super-masculine
sage trees, he was sure, would inspire them to anything but poetry;
and the logging off of these hard forests would be a historical
achievement. But the great logger left nothing to chance. He remembered
a species of animal which his boss farmer, John Shears, had originated,
and he ordered a herd of them to be brought West. John Shears had
proved to him that the virility of buffalo milk was incomparable. So
Paul Bunyan planned to stuff his loggers with buffalo milk hot cakes as
an antidote to any poison of poetry that might remain in them.
Thus the great logger’s first move in the He Man country was to
build a great buffalo corral and milking pen. When it was completed
the buffalos were brought from the old home camp, and a gang of
scissor-bills came along to herd and milk them. After their first
breakfast of the new man food the loggers got some of their old swagger
back, and Paul Bunyan was a picture of cheerfulness as he cruised the
sage trees and planned the work of his men.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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