The loggers continued to improve as summer passed and the short autumn
of the He Man country ran its course. The first snow of the cold season
fell on a redeemed camp. That snow flew in on a thundering wind; its
flakes quickly made masses of dry snow around the bunkhouse doors;
and these were swept into huge drifts that were window-high in places
when the breakfast gong rang. The loggers roared and cheered when they
rushed out for their buffalo milk hot cakes. Paul Bunyan listened to
their basso growls of hunger, their rumbling jovial cursing, their
bellows of laughter, and he chuckled so heartily that the snow which
had gathered on his beard was shaken over a crowd of loggers, burying
them. They dug themselves out, whooping their appreciation of the
humorous happening, and they jestfully shook their fists at their
chuckling leader. Then, without stopping to dig the snow from their
shirt collars, they galloped on for the steaming cookhouse.
The stamping and banging, the clatter and crash, the smoking, sucking
and grinding of meal time had never sounded with more vigor and power
than on this wild winter morning. Breakfast done, the loggers came
forth wiping their mouths with flourishing swipes of their fists, and
with much snorting thumb-blowing of noses. When they were back in the
bunkhouses, they laced up their boots, arguing loudly the while as to
whether true savages, real tough bullies, would wear mackinaws when it
was only forty below zero.
“Mackinaws?” yelled the majority. “Where’s your red bully blood, you
Hunyoks? Mackinaws! Hell, no, burlies; we won’t even button the collars
of our shirts!”
And then Ford Fordsen, camp tinker, bunkhouse handyman, and prophet,
got an idea which swiftly ran through all the bunkhouses.
“Real rough, red-blooded, burly, bully, savage, dirt-stomping,
ear-chewing, tobacco-loving, whisker-growing, hell-roaring He Men are
not going to wear their boots and pants like we’ve been doing,” said
he. “Look you now: here’s a ten-inch boot top, here are two inches of
wool sock above it; and there’s a pants’ leg all tucked down nice and
pretty inside of it. Mates, it looks too delicate. It is no way for a
fire-eating logger to wear his duds. Here now; watch me and do as I do,
and be a real band of honest-to-God bullies. This way--look!”
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