On the last night of the old year the mercury in the great thermometer
which hung on the camp office had dropped to four hundred degrees below
zero. Then the tube burst, and no one could tell the temperature, but
it got appreciably colder. The next morning the boiling coffee froze on
the stove, despite the desperate stoking of the kitchen firemen, and
the loggers had to drink hot brown ice for their morning’s breakfast.
But they tramped cheerfully to work, nevertheless, cracking their
mittened hands together and stamping the ground as they went along.
They worked so hard to keep warm on this day that they talked and swore
but little. This was fortunate. For on this incomparable New Year’s Day
every spoken word froze solidly in the air as soon as it was uttered.
The next day the temperature rose, but the words remained frozen, and
many a logger bumped his mouth by walking into the HELLOS and DAMNS
which were solid in the air. But the hardy victims only laughed through
their split lips at such accidents. These words all thawed out at once
on a warmer day; they melted in one long-drawn-out, mournful echoing
shout so unhumanly humorous in sound that the loggers rolled with
laughter to hear it.
Cold as the winter was, Paul Bunyan and his men were reluctant to
see it go, for every day had brought some tickling incident. But at
last the gray frost crystals began to glitter occasionally from rays
of sunshine which filtered through the white winter mists. Then Paul
Bunyan began to plan for the hazardous historical drive down Moron
River. Spring was at hand, and the great logger remembered his old
whimsical query:
“If Springtime comes can Drives be far behind?”
The loggers, too, sensed the approach of the driving season, and every
night the bunkhouses rang with sounds of filing, as the rivermen
sharpened calks, pike poles and peavies. They bellowed the old driving
songs as never before, and the floors shook as they leaped and pranced
to show the marvelous springiness of their legs. They got so comradely
in their merriment and exuberance that the last poet among them
ventured a poem which began:
“It’s all very well to be profane,
When life is as dark as night;
But the man worth a fuss is the man who can cuss
When everything ’round him is bright.”
He got no further, for in an instant one bully had him down, chewing
savagely on his ear, while others raked his ribs with their calks. It
was the last sigh of poetry in the camp. Paul Bunyan heard about it and
had one of the happiest hours of his life as he rejoiced over the good
news.
“But every silver cloud has its shadows,” he said sensibly, when
his exaltation had passed. “I still expect great troubles and
difficulties.” He was wise indeed in this thought, for he got a
troublous problem at once.
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