Such impudence was not long tolerated, of course, and it got so that
every morning found buffalo boys mourning for lost ears and doctoring
the wounds made by sharp calks. But buffalo milk was running hot in
their veins, and their new courage carried them to still greater
extremes. One morning when the loggers came to work they found that
every sage tree had B. B. burned into its bark. That day the drive was
not talked about, for the loggers plotted vengeance as they toiled.
This night they turned the buffalos out of the corral, and the buffalo
boys were out until morning rounding up the herd. The following night
they, in turn, galloped past the bunkhouses and roped every stovepipe
that stuck above a roof. They dragged them into the timber and hid
them, and the loggers had to dress by cold stoves the next morning.
That evening, during milking time, the loggers slipped into the buffalo
boys’ tents and poured water into their blankets; the next morning the
loggers found their boots all filled with ice, for the buffalo boys had
played such an evil trick on them during the night. The astonishing
audacity of these lowly creatures was not to be longer endured.
Mark Beaucoup and his followers would not listen to the pleas of the
moderates that the punishment of the buffalo boys be left until the
drive was finished. The bunkhouse cranks had grown savage in the He Man
country, and they now threw aside all restraint. They yelled their rage
until all the loggers got excited; and in a short time the bunkhouses
were empty, and the loggers were marching on the buffalo boys’ camp.
They closed in silently and attacked with lion-like ferocity. The
buffalo boys, their timidity vanished now, stood up and gave vigorous
battle. When Paul Bunyan stepped into camp and called, “Roll out, my
bullies! Roll out for the big drive!” he got no answer. Then he looked
toward the buffalo corral and saw a sea of dust surging over miles of
the valley. All over the gray surface of this sea fists were flashing
up as whitecaps jump and fall on wind-blown waters. Paul Bunyan leaped
towards the scene of conflict.
But the great logger’s endeavors to separate the fighters were vain.
When he got among them he had to stand still for fear of trampling
them; the buffalo boys and the loggers crowded against his feet as
they clinched and punched, and some of them rolled under the arches of
his boots. He ordered the factions to their camps, but they would not
hear. Then Paul Bunyan bellowed. The battlers were all thrown down,
but they bounced up fighting. Ears and fingers were now flying up
everywhere in the dust, and the leader was alarmed by the thought that
a more fearful condition was in sight than even poetry had threatened
to bring about. The ferocious masculinity that his two gangs of men had
got from the virile hot cakes would leave him with camps of earless and
fingerless cripples. Disaster loomed over the logging industry once
more.
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