But these memories--if they were _not_ fancies--were not so hurtful
as poetry and ideas, for they allowed the loggers to work, once Paul
Bunyan had stopped conversation about them. When the new mill was
completed, the mill pond was black with logs. Paul Bunyan came in from
the woods, and Ford Fordsen showed him his finished work with pride.
The boilers were loaded with steam, said the bunkhouse genius; the
rollers were in their oiled boxes, the chains were over the sprockets,
and the belts were tight around the pulleys; and the great shining
bandsaw was waiting with sharp teeth for its first bite from a pine log.
Paul Bunyan heard his fellow inventor with admiration, for there was no
room for envy in the great logger’s soul. He had an honest comradely
smile for Ford Fordsen as he lifted his hand and gave the signal for
the sawing to begin. Now the exhausts roared, the main shaft began to
revolve, the chains rattled and squeaked, and the rolls and pulleys
whirled. But the great bandsaw did not move. Ford Fordsen ran into the
mill to discover the trouble; he returned at once, frowning a little,
but not disconcerted.
“A slight mistake, Mr. Bunyan,” he said crisply.
“Yes? Explain this slight mistake, Ford Fordsen.”
“It is only a _slight_ mistake. But we will have to rebuild the mill.”
“Well; I am happy to hear that it is only a _slight_ mistake,” said
Paul Bunyan. “You can rebuild the mill at once, I suppose.”
“In six months perhaps. I prefer to make my own plans and invent some
new machines that match my own ideas. I am rather glad of this _slight_
mistake.”
“Impudence!” roared Paul Bunyan. “Tell me at once what is wrong.”
Ford Fordsen was thrown from his feet, but he got up with dignity.
“You have the advantage of me in size,” he said pounding wrathfully
with his fist on the great logger’s toe. “But I, too, am an inventor
now, and I claim equal rights with you in invention. You may have
history, for history is bunk; you may have oratory, for your voice is
larger than mine; and you may have industry, for you possess the blue
ox. But as for invention----”
“Before you become an orator in spite of yourself tell me, as inventor
to inventor, if you like, about this slight mistake,” said Paul Bunyan
calmly.
“But I have told you that the mill must be rebuilt!” said Ford Fordsen
impatiently. “However, if you must know, the slight mistake is this:
The men who put in the concrete base for the headrig got to talking
about women, and their minds left their job. They ran concrete around
the saw, and now the lower part of this hundred foot band is frozen as
in solid rock. The mill, you see, must be rebuilt; and I must be about
it.”
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