Then they rose and walked over to the cookhouse, where the kitchen
crew was unloading the freight wagons. Paul Bunyan had forgotten Ford
Fordsen. But the impertinent bunkhouse genius had escaped from the
pocket during the conversation. He now journeyed towards the woods,
where the loggers were doing little but talk over their memories. And
it is not difficult to imagine how much work was done after the enraged
inventor arrived with his news of Johnny Inkslinger’s discovery.
Paul Bunyan, with energy that was unusual even for him, at once began
to put the mill in a condition to operate. It was a good mill as it
stood, outside of the solid saw, and he did not intend to rebuild it.
That would take time, and he wanted to have new bunkhouses and the
old camp routine as soon as possible. In order to keep his men from
thinking about their troublesome memories it was necessary to have
most of them in the woods again and to be with them himself. Then the
bunkhouse bards would start the camp stories and songs once more, and
the loggers would be protected at night also. So, to work.
Experienced as he was with inventing, Paul Bunyan was not long in
getting an idea which solved his problem. First, he had the loggers who
were detailed on mill construction build blocks of concrete under the
floor beams of the millhouse. While they were completing this labor
he got one of his old inventions and made many new models of it. This
invention was the steam-drive potato masher, which he had devised for
Hot Biscuit Slim, after the chief cook had originated mashed potatoes.
In this invention Paul Bunyan had made the first known use of the steam
cylinder. He now took a battery of steam-drive potato mashers and
installed them on the new concrete blocks under the mill. Steam pipes
were connected between them; and the new mill system was ready for a
trial.
Paul Bunyan wiped the sweat from his dripping eyebrows and wrung out
his beard; then he gave the signal to turn on steam. The potato mashers
pumped up and down perfectly at the rate of five hundred strokes a
minute. Each stroke thrust the mill building up forty feet and down
forty feet. The big carriage moved forward, carrying a pine log; the
solid saw met its bark and grain; then the log carriage, flashing
up and down with the millhouse, moved swiftly ahead, and the first
cant dropped on the rolls. The new mill was a success! Paul Bunyan’s
inventive mind had triumphed again! True, the mill men got a little
seasick from going forty feet up and forty feet down five hundred times
a minute; but they soon got accustomed to this and declared that they
preferred the bouncing saw mill to the ordinary quiet kind.
Now Paul Bunyan remembered Ford Fordsen.
“You would rebuild a mill because of a slight mistake,” he chuckled,
reaching into his pocket for the bunkhouse genius. “Come now; I will
show you how really simple it was to solve the problem of the solid
saw.”
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