“That is my affair.” Ford Fordsen interrupted his old leader coolly.
“My only business with you, Mr. Bunyan, is to inform you that you must
keep your ox away from my donkeys.”
“Donkeys?”
“I have named my skidding machines donkey engines. Your ox, your
skidding machine, made cunning and conscienceless from jealousy, has
escaped from your foreman; he waits until night; then he plunges out
of the woods, seizes my engine in his teeth and makes away with it. He
has stolen two of them. I demand their return.”
Paul Bunyan drew them from his pocket and dropped them to the ground.
“I do not care about your donkeys, your engines, your skidding
machines,” said the great logger. “I have come for my men.”
“Try and get them,” said Ford Fordsen amiably.
“You may have learned inventing and industry,” said Paul Bunyan. “And
you despise history. But I shall now teach you the worth of oratory.”
“I grant you the privilege of attempting it,” said Ford Fordsen
pleasantly. “Instead of giving the loggers oratory I have given them
the ten-hour day. And they have found other things.”
Paul Bunyan would not argue the merits of the ten-hour day with Ford
Fordsen. Regretting that he had ever encouraged this man by praising
his one noble invention, stagged pants, the great logger said no more,
but went on into Nowaday Valley. He stopped at a place where there were
many cottages. They were evidently used for bunkhouses by his loggers,
as the men had come this way after leaving the woods. They were curious
bunkhouses indeed, for the walls of each one were painted in bright
colors; there were curtains in the windows, and every bunkhouse had
a neat and pretty yard of grass and flowers. Paul Bunyan thought it
strange that his bully loggers should tolerate this; but he did not
allow the thought to trouble him. He began to speak with his rarest
eloquence.
If he had delivered such an oration in the old home camp his men would
have listened to him for days without thinking of eating or sleep. They
would have been moved continuously by whatever emotions the sounds of
the orator’s rich phrases evoked; and at the end they would have obeyed
his most extravagant wish.
But now the loggers did not even come out of their bright bunkhouses to
hear him. Now and again a face appeared at a window or in a doorway,
but it was always the face of one of the women folk, seeming hostile
or curious, but otherwise unmoved. Knowing that his oratorical powers
had never been greater, Paul Bunyan was at last affected by a fear that
the loggers were now ruled by a force stronger than his own. He put
even more vigor and color into his oration, but he now spoke with less
confidence....
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