Cream Puff Fatty could not believe it, but a thrill of hope urged him
to see for himself. True enough, the loggers were tackling the pastries
at last. On each plate cream puffs the size of squashes lay in golden
mounds. As the spoons struck them their creamy contents oozed forth
from breaks and crevices. Stimulated by their rich flavor, the loggers
ate on with renewed gusto. They had now stayed four times as long as
usual at the table. Other enchantments still kept them in their seats:
lemon pies with airy frostings, yellow pumpkin pies strewn with brown
spice specks, cherry pies with cracks in their flaky crusts through
which the red fruit winked, custard pies with russet freckles on their
golden faces, fat apple pies all odorous with cinnamon, cool, snowy
cream pies, peach cobblers, chocolate puddings, glittering cakes
of many colors, slabs of gingerbread, sugar-powdered jelly rolls,
doughnuts as large around as saucers and as thick through as cups, and
so soft and toothsome that a morsel from one melted on the tongue like
cream. So endearing were the flavors of these pastries that the loggers
consumed them all.
Cream Puff Fatty and Hot Biscuit Slim solemnly shook hands. There was
glory enough for both of them.
At last there were no sounds at the tables save those of heavy
breathing. The loggers arose in a body and moved sluggishly and
wordlessly from the cookhouse. They labored over the ground towards
the bunkhouses as wearily as though they had just finished a day of
deadening toil. Soon Onion River valley resounded with their snores and
groans....
At supper time, when Hot Biscuit Slim rang the gong, Cream Puff
Fatty stood by his side. This was to be the supreme test of their
achievement. For five minutes the chief cook beat the triangle, and
then a solitary logger appeared in the door of a bunkhouse. He stared
at them dully for a moment and then staggered back into the darkness.
This was indeed a triumph! Great as other feasts in the cookhouse had
been, never before had _all_ the loggers been unable to appear for
supper. This was a historic day. Cream Puff Fatty and Hot Biscuit Slim
embraced and mingled rapturous tears. It was their high moment. They
would not have traded it for all the glory that was Greece and the
grandeur that was Rome.... They had intimations of immortality....
For five weeks the loggers lay in a delicious torpor, and then Johnny
Inkslinger brought them from their bunks with doses of alcohol and
Epsom salts. By this time the Big Swede had recovered from his
injuries, and Paul Bunyan waited no longer to move his camp. The
buildings, which rested on skids, were chained and cabled together, and
the blue ox hauled them over the hills to the new job.
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