Paul Bunyan’s farm was the source of his supplies; it was ruled by John
Shears and worked by the scissor-bills. It covered the rich bottom
lands below Honey Creek, and it extended for miles over the bordering
hills. Huge red clover blooms tossed and nodded on crowns and slopes
when the warm June breezes blew. When the two happy but sensitive bees,
Bum and Bill, had got enough honey from them to fill the thirty-five
hundred barrels which were required for the loggers’ hot cakes each
winter, John Shears and the scissor-bills mowed the hay and baled it.
Then the milk cows were pastured on the stubble until wintertime. They
did not have such grandiose names as are given to cows nowadays--no
one in Paul Bunyan’s time would have thought of naming a kind, honest
heifer Wondrous Lena Victress or Dairylike Daffodil Sweetbread;--they
were simply called Suke, Boss, Baldy and S’manthy, but they were
queenly milkers. Boss was the great butter cow; John Shears had only
to put salt in her milk, stir it a bit, let it stand for a while, and
he would have tubfuls of the finest butter in the land. Suke’s milk
made wonderful bubbly hot cakes. Baldy’s milk never soured, and it
was especially good in cream gravy. S’manthy’s milk was pretty poor
stuff, but she had a vast hankering for balsam boughs, and in the
winter she would eat them until her milk became the most potent of
cough medicines. It saved Paul Bunyan’s loggers from many an attack
of pneumonia. The grand flocks of poultry, which were ruled by Pat and
Mike, the powerful and bellicose webfooted turkey gobblers, performed
marvels of egg-laying and hatching. The snow hens, for example, would
lay only in the wintertime; they made their nests in the snow and
laid none but hard-boiled eggs. There were great vegetable gardens in
the bottom lands; there the parsnips and carrots grew to such a depth
that the scissor-bills had to use stump-pullers to get them out of the
ground. It took two men an hour and a half to sever the average cabbage
from its stalk. The potatoes grew to such a size that Paul Bunyan
invented the steam shovel for John Shears to use in digging them out.
In the chewing tobacco patch the tobacco grew on the plants in plugs,
shreds and twists, and it was highly flavored by the natural licorice
in the soil.
It would take pages to describe all of the marvels and splendors of
Paul Bunyan’s farm.
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