through the barnyard fence when the wind from that bellow struck them,
but John Shears charged through the vegetable gardens after the bees.
And reached the anguished ox just as he had lifted his hind legs for
a tremendous kick. Babe’s hoof caught the boss farmer squarely between
his eyebrows and his ankles, and he was hurled so high into the air
that he sailed over the cloud-kissed crest of old Rock Candy. Babe
flailed away mightily with his tail, he pawed up clouds of dirt, he
stood on his horns, but the bees remained seated. At last the blue ox
galloped out of the parsnip patch and ran for the sanctuary of his
stable, where the bees dared not follow him.
Babe’s bellow had rolled Little Meery among the scissor-bills, but he
landed on his feet. He lumbered away from them in the direction of the
footbridge, and when the scissor-bills had disentangled themselves from
the splinters of the fence, they set out after him. They caught him
in the center of the bridge, but just as they were beginning to beat
him, the loggers, who had all been shaken from their bunks by Babe’s
anguished bellow, came with a rush from the other side. Then began the
famous Battle of the Footbridge, in which the opposing forces vainly
attempted to reach each other over the obese form of Little Meery, who
received hundreds of blows a minute. All through the night the battle
raged, while Babe mooed woefully in his stable and Bum and Bill buzzed
gleeful satisfaction in their hive.
Not until sunrise, when Paul Bunyan reached the old home camp, was the
terrible struggle ended. He ordered the loggers and the scissor-bills
into the plain before the maple grove and demanded an explanation. The
combatants were too weary from their terrific struggle to reply, but at
last Little Meery found strength to speak and told his awful story.
“Brave, brave heart,” Paul Bunyan commended him. “And how can I reward
you?”
“I want to be a head faller, Mr. Bunyan.”
“But a head faller must fit into a head faller’s uniform, and you my
fine lad--well, you are Little Meery.”
Then Little Meery staggered triumphantly from among the weary host.
Not a stitch remained on him, he was bruised from head to heels, but
he showed himself with pride. For he was not now the seven hundred and
eighty pound Little Meery of yesterday, but a raw-boned two hundred and
fifty pound logger, lean, solid and strong. During the long battle,
pound by pound, over a quarter of a ton of fat had been pushed,
prodded, punched, pounded, rolled, jerked, squeezed and stamped from
his body. His obesity was gone! Miracle of miracles! Paul Bunyan could
hardly believe his eyes.
“A head faller you shall be,” he said.
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