His most stubborn and difficult problem was that of getting the loggers
to the woods in the morning in time to do any work and getting them
home at night in time to do any sleep. One plan after another was
tried and dropped, failures all. Paul Bunyan began with an attempt to
work one day shift, but the loggers could not get to the woods before
lunch time; lunch finished, they had to start at once for the camp.
Two shifts were then put on, but little work could be done at night,
except when the moon was full. Paul Bunyan then sent the great Johnny
Inkslinger, his timekeeper and man of science, to investigate the
Aurora Borealis as a means of artificial lighting. Johnny reported
that it was pretty but unreliable, and he doubted if even the blue ox
could move it down from the North in less than six months. The learned
Inkslinger then sat down and figured desperately for a week, trying to
devise a method of working three twelve-hour shifts a day. With such
a routine one shift could be doing a day’s work, while a second shift
was coming to work, and a third was going to camp. Johnny Inkslinger
was, beyond a doubt, the greatest man with figures that ever lived, but
here his mathematics failed him. Paul Bunyan then thought of making
a campsite in the timber, and he dug for water in the high hills. He
succeeded in reaching a mighty vein, but it was so deep that it took
a week to draw a bucket of water out of the well. It was out of the
question as a water supply for the camp.
Now Paul Bunyan had to fall back on a last plan, a far-fetched one that
seemed well-nigh hopeless. This was to build a great sled, something
on the order of a lunch sled, and have Babe, the blue ox, haul the
loggers to and from work each day. It was a desperate plan, and no one
but Paul Bunyan would have had the courage to attempt it. It must be
remembered that the blue ox measured forty-two ax handles and a plug
of chewing tobacco between the horns; an ordinary man at his front had
to use a telescope to see what he was doing with his hind legs, he was
so long; he had so much energy and such delight in labor that no one
could hold him when he started for the woods in the mornings; he was
so fast that Paul Bunyan’s foreman, the Big Swede, who was as tall as
the trees, could not begin to keep up with him. Only Paul Bunyan could
travel so fast. Whenever Babe moved the camp he traveled at a careful
pace, but even then some of the loggers were made seasick; and all of
them became so irritable when a move was being made that they fought
constantly among themselves. If the comparatively slow camp-moving pace
of the blue ox thus upset them, his timber-going gallop would be apt to
ruin them completely. Paul Bunyan remembered how the Big Swede, hanging
to Babe’s halter rope, was hurled through the air, only striking the
ground once in every quarter of a mile or so, when the blue ox rushed
to his delightful labor each morning. A lunch sled full of loggers
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