In a short time the hosts of Cornmen, with husking hooks strapped to
their left wrists, and with corn knives swinging from their right
hands, charged, whooping and bounding, into the city. King Bourbon and
his followers, deaf, weak-kneed, color-blind, dumb and addled, could
make no resistance. They were driven through the streets, out of the
city, on through the whisky tree forests and headed towards the far
lands of Kentucky. Duke Dryface remained behind with the greater part
of the Cornmen to secure the loggers, who were laid out in heaps,
rows, circles, squares and fantastic groups all over the city. In
three hours half of the loggers had balls and chains locked to their
legs. Duke Dryface had begun to breathe easily and to enjoy the first
glow of complete triumph when he became conscious of a vast shadow, an
overpowering presence. The light of the moon seemed blotted out, the
ground shook under a monstrous tread; then sounded a bellow of rage
that lifted every Cornman and every logger seven feet into the air and
whirled them all over five times before they struck the ground again.
The rudely awakened and sobered loggers and the affrighted Cornmen then
saw the august figure of Paul Bunyan and the blue ox looming above
them. The good and mighty man was chiding Babe for bellowing so loudly
and was restraining him from attacking the Duke and his followers.
Duke Dryface had the courage of true virtue. He fearlessly stepped
up to Paul Bunyan and began a speech. First he spoke of the sins of
King Bourbon and of the oppressions suffered by the Cornmen; he showed
the necessity for reform. Next, he went on to prove that sin was in
the very soil of Kansas, and that this soil could only be purified by
destroying the evil forests and raising virtuous corn in their stead.
That was his main reason for wanting to make slaves of the loggers,
he said, but he hoped also to make righteous men of them later. Paul
Bunyan nodded gravely for him to go on, and the duke then rose to the
grandest heights of eloquence in describing the moral imperfections of
the loggers. Deserters, braggarts, beer-bibbers, gluttons, cigarette
fiends, and many other evil names he called them. Paul Bunyan listened,
and the loggers got sick with shame and fear. They had surely sinned,
they were indeed lost souls, they felt; they would forever despise
themselves. Then, just when they had reached the lowest depths of
self-loathing and despair, they saw Paul Bunyan give an enormous wink.
Only a wink, but what forgiveness flashed from it, what unshakable
faith seemed fixed in its depths! That one gesture of an eyelid
restored and consoled them, for it spoke pardon and promised to forget.
The duke declaimed until dawn, but the loggers listened complacently,
grinning knowingly at each other. Once more they would toil grandly
in the woods, once more hot cakes, ham and eggs would sizzle for them
on the long kitchen ranges, once more they would be delighted by the
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