Paul Clifford — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Paul Clifford — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
Brigands and robbers -- Fiction
“Ah!” said Long Ned, with a sigh, “that is all very well, Mr. Nabbem,
but I'll go to the crap like a gentleman, and not peach of my comrades;
and now I think of it, Lovett could scarcely have assisted us. One man
alone, even Lovett, clever as he is, could not have forced us out of the
clutches of you and your myrmidons, Mr. Nabbem! And when we were once
at-----, they took excellent care of us. But tell me now, my dear
Nabbem,” and Long Ned's voice wheedled itself into something like
softness,--“tell me, do you think the grazier will buff it home?”
“No doubt of that,” said the unmoved Nabbem. Long Ned's face fell. “And
what if he does?” said he; “they can but transport us!”
“Don't desave yourself, Master Pepper!” said Nabbem: “you're too old a
hand for the herring-pond. They're resolved to make gallows apples of
all such numprels [Nonpareils] as you!”
Ned cast a sullen look at the officer.
“A pretty comforter you are!” said he. “I have been in a post chaise
with a pleasanter fellow, I'll swear! You may call me an apple if you
will, but, I take it, I am not an apple you'd like to see peeled.”
With this pugilistic and menacing pun, the lengthy hero relapsed into
meditative silence.
Our travellers were now entering a road skirted on one side by a common
of some extent, and on the other by a thick hedgerow, which through its
breaks gave occasional glimpses of woodland and fallow, interspersed
with cross-roads and tiny brooklets.
“There goes a jolly fellow!” said Nabbem, pointing to an
athletic-looking man, riding before the carriage, dressed in a farmer's
garb, and mounted on a large and powerful horse of the Irish breed.
“I dare say he is well acquainted with your grazier, Mr. Tomlinson; he
looks mortal like one of the same kidney; and here comes another chap”
(as the stranger, was joined by a short, stout, ruddy man in a carter's
frock, riding on a horse less showy than his comrade's, but of the
lengthy, reedy, lank, yet muscular race, which a knowing jockey would
like to bet on). “Now that's what I calls a comely lad!” continued
Nabbem, pointing to the latter horseman; “none of your thin-faced, dark,
strapping fellows like that Captain Lovett, as the blowens raves about,
but a nice, tight little body, with a face like a carrot! That's a
beauty for my money! Honesty's stamped on his face, Mr. Tomlinson! I
dare says” (and the officer grinned, for he had been a lad of the cross
in his own day),--“I dare says, poor innocent booby, he knows none
of the ways of Lunnun town; and if he has not as merry a life as some
folks, mayhap he may have a longer. But a merry one forever for such
lads as us, Mr. Pepper! I say, has you heard as how Bill Fang went to
Scratchland [Scotland] and was stretched for smashing queer screens
[that is, hung for uttering forged notes]? He died 'nation game; for
when his father, who was a gray-headed parson, came to see him after the
sentence, he says to the governor, say he, 'Give us a tip, old 'un,
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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