“Afraid it will soon come to an end, that excellent arrangement;”
remarked old Deleglise, drily.
“Why? Why should it?”
“A house in Gower Street oughtn't to remain vacant long.”
“This one will.”
“You might tell me,” asked old Deleglise, with a grim smile; “how do you
manage it? What happens when people come to look over the house--don't
you let them in?”
“I tried that at first,” explained the poet, “but they would go on
knocking, and boys and policemen passing would stop and help them. It
got to be a nuisance; so now I have them in, and get the thing over.
I show them the room where the murder was committed. If it's a
nervous-looking party, I let them off with a brief summary. If that
doesn't do, I go into details and show them the blood-spots on the
floor. It's an interesting story of the gruesome order. Come round one
morning and I'll tell it to you. I'm rather proud of it. With the blinds
down and a clock in the next room that ticks loudly, it goes well.”
Yet this was a man who, were the merest acquaintance to call upon him
and ask for his assistance, would at once take him by the arm and lead
him upstairs. All notes and cheques that came into his hands he changed
at once into gold. Into some attic half filled with lumber he would
fling it by the handful; then, locking the door, leave it there. On
their hands and knees he and his friends, when they wanted any, would
grovel for it, poking into corners, hunting under boxes, groping among
broken furniture, feeling between cracks and crevices. Nothing gave him
greater delight than an expedition of this nature to what he termed his
gold-field; it had for him, as he would explain, all the excitements
of mining without the inconvenience and the distance. He never knew how
much was there. For a certain period a pocketful could be picked up in
five minutes. Then he would entertain a dozen men at one of the best
restaurants in London, tip cabmen and waiters with half-sovereigns,
shower half-crowns as he walked through the streets, lend or give to
anybody for the asking. Later, half-an-hour's dusty search would be
rewarded with a single coin. It made no difference to him; he would dine
in Soho for eighteenpence, smoke shag, and run into debt.
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