Mr. Pennington was often mentioned in connection with her and the
opinion expressed that he would yet turn up in Oak City. He had turned
up there and was dead,—shot by Paul Ralston, for whom there were
scarcely words enough in their vocabulary to express their indignation,
until Stokes, who had heard Miss Hansford’s letter read, made them
understand that it was not a case for lynching, as they had at first
imagined. That New York had backslidden did not surprise them, but he
was a good sort of cuss after all, and they stopped work half a day in
honor of his memory, and suggested that a set of resolutions should be
drawn up and forwarded to Elithe as a testimonial of respect for New
York and sympathy for her. Naturally the task fell upon Stokes, who said
he could not do it. He exhausted himself when he presented Sunshine to
Elithe. Sam Blye was their next choice. His father had written some
verses for a paper in Maine and he was supposed to come of literary
stock. It was to be a kind of obituary as well as a testimonial, they
said, and, proud of the honor conferred upon him, Sam went to work with
a will and wrote: “Whereas, it has pleased God to take New York from us,
we, the undersigned, hereby express our disapproval of the same, and
think it a shabby thing to do.”
This, when read aloud, was received with howls of disgust as something
highly disrespectful to the Almighty; but Sam would not give it up, and
commenced again, with: “When in the course of human events,” and went on
quite glibly until told it was an obituary they wanted, and not a
Declaration of Independence.
“That’s so, by Gosh!” Sam said. “I’ll have to give it up and let New
York slide. But we’ll send our regrets to Miss Elithe and tell her if
she wants us to come down and break the chap’s head for her, we’ll do
it. Ain’t he the ‘P. R.’ who sent so many telegraphs when Miss Elithe
was sick that New York looked black as thunder? I’ll bet you they both
wanted her and fit over her, and that’s what’s the matter. Maybe she
likes ‘P. R.’ the best. There’s no tellin’ what a woman will do.”
Taking a fresh sheet of paper, Sam wrote in a very scrawling hand: “To
Miss Elithe Hansford, Greeting:—We, the undersigned, send our Regrets,
and are just as sorry for you as we can be, and if you want us to come
down in a body and break that ‘P. R.’s bones, we’ll do it, or if you
want us to come and get him out of jail, we’ll do it. Take your choice.
Yours to command,
“SAMUEL BLYE, Secretary.”
Then followed a list of the men’s names, written in every sort of
calligraphy, from good to bad, some of them X marks, and the whole
covering a sheet of foolscap. This was taken to Mr. Hansford, with a
request that he send it in his letter to Elithe.
“Don’t do it. It’s too ridiculous,” his wife said, but Mr. Hansford did
not think so.
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