Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
General
Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor
This is entirely wrong. It is well enough to joke conductors about
“dividing with the company,” and all that, and the conductors take such
jokes all right, and laugh about them, but when a serious charge is made
by a newspaper it is no joking matter.
Men who have held responsible positions for fifteen years under managers
who are the sharpest men in this country, are not apt to be crooked,
and we notice that when there is a chance they are promoted, and if they
leave the railroad it is always to enter into a better business, and
they are honored everywhere.
We hold that no man can occupy a position on one of our great railroads
for ten years if he is crooked. It would not pay a conductor to steal,
if he had the desire. They are all men of families, well connected, and
many of them have children grown up. Would they do an act that would
bring disgrace not only upon themselves but their relatives, wives,
children, and forever debar them from society for a paltry few
dollars that they could bilk a railroad company out of? The idea is
preposterous, and an insult to their intelligence.
As well say that the bookkeepers of our business houses, the managers
of our manufactories, were systematically stealing from employers. The
conductors have got sense. This talk about stealing is disgusting.
You send your wives and children off on a train liable to meet with
accident. The first thing you do if you are acquainted with the road is
to find out what conductor is going to run the train. If it is one you
know, you feel just as secure as though the wife and children were under
the escort of your brother.
You know that if anything happens the first thought of the conductor is
the safety of the women and children, at the expense of his own safety.
And when your loved ones come home safe, and you meet them at the train,
and the conductor stands upon the platform as the train backs into
the depot, looking at nobody, but his eye fixed upon the chances of
accident, you always feel as though you wanted to put your arm around
him and say, “Bully for you, old boy.”
If your wife gets out of money on a journey the conductor goes down into
his _own_ pocket, and not into the railroad company's, and tells her not
to worry, as he hands her what money she wants. If your child is taken
sick on the journey, who but the conductor sees to sending a dispatch to
you quicker than lightning, and who brings a pillow in from the sleeper
and makes the little one as comfortable as he would his own little one
at home?
You appreciate these things at the time, but some day you will say, “How
can a man drive a fast horse on eighty dollars a month?” Then you
think you are smart. We will tell you. The conductors are pretty sharp
business men. They can't travel all the time, and come in contact with
all the world, and not be sharp. They see chances to make money outside
of their business.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account