Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor
Rather than have anybody think she had been having a row she explained
how it happened. She was sitting with her husband and little girl in the
parlor, and while the two were reading, the little one disappeared. The
mother went to the girl's room, on tip-toe, to see if she was asleep.
She found the girl with all her dolls on the floor, having a doll's
prayer meeting. She had them all down on their knees, and would let
them pray one at a time, then sing. One of the dolls that squeaked when
pressed on the stomach was leader of the singing, and the little girl
bossed the job. There was one old maid doll that the little girl seemed
to be disgusted with because the doll talked too much, and she would
say:
“There, Miss, you sit down and let some of the other sisters get in a
word edgeways. Sister Perkins, won't you relate your experience?”
After listening to this for a few moments the mother heard the girl say:
“Now, Polly, you pass the collection plate, and nobody must put in
lozengers, and then we will all go to the dancing school.”
The whole thing was so ridiculous that the mother attempted to rush down
stairs three at a time, to have her husband come up to prayer meeting,
when she stubbed herself on a stair rod, and--well, she got the black
eye on the journey down stairs, though what hit her she will probably
never know. But she said when she began to roll down stairs she felt
in her innermost soul as though she had broke up that prayer meeting
prematurely.
SHOOTING ON SUNDAY, WITH THE MOUTH.
There is nothing in the world that is so beautiful as to see a sporting
man, one who loves to shoot the wild prairie chicken and chase the
bounding duck over the plains, have a respect for the Sabbath day. There
are too many of our sporting friends who, if they are out for a week's
shooting, forget that they should lay away the deadly breech loader
on Sunday, after oiling it, and busy themselves reading good books, or
loading cartridges.
However, we are proud to number among our acquaintances one sporting
gentleman who would sooner cut a dog in two than to hunt on Sunday. It
is related of him that on one occasion while in camp in a deer country,
that his hounds got after a buck one Sunday morning, and that our friend
was so incensed at the dogs that he seized his gun and shot one of the
dogs dead, besides wounding the deer, and that he had to follow the deer
over four miles before he could overtake the animal and put it out of
its misery.
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