Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor
Compare the President's wife for a moment with the wife of a drunken
husband, who points a revolver at her heart, and his nervous finger on
the trigger, while he announces that he will kill her. The wife looks
him in the eye and says, “Kill me, John, but kiss me first,” and the
drunken brute breaks down and cries, and she takes the revolver from
him, puts him to bed, soaks his feet and brings him a good supper. That
is bravery.
Think of a frail little woman whose life has been one bed of thorns, and
whose happy hours have been so few that if an hour seems to open to her
with happiness she dare not enjoy it for fear there is a mistake, and it
is not hers to enjoy. In the wreck of her life's ambitions and hopes she
has saved only a dear little girl and her heart is so bound up in her
that it ceases to beat when she thinks that God may forget that the
little one is all she has, and call her home.
One day the little one comes home with fever, takes to her bed, and for
weeks is just on the line between earth and heaven. The little mother,
hardly able to be upon her feet, believes as firmly as she believes that
she lives, that her darling will die, and that two hearts will be buried
in the coffin, and yet she watches beside her night and day with
smiles on her face, sings to her as though her heart were filled with
happiness, and occasionally gives expression to a jolly laugh, just to
brace up her little darling, and make her believe there is no danger,
and when the doctor says “she will live,” the brave little mother goes
to her room and cries for the first time, and faints away.
Ah, gentlemen correspondents, you do well to speak of the bravery of the
President's wife, but you know that these incidents we have related, and
incidents you have seen in your own experiences, show as great, if not
greater bravery and heroism than that of the first woman of the land.
O, the country is full of women who are braver than the bravest man that
ever walked.
ILLUSTRATING THE ASSASSINATION.
It is singular how a great calamity like the attempted assassination of
the President will bring people together on terms of familiarity, and
cause them to discuss things that they never knew anything about before.
People who never thought of such things before, except during the
cucumber season, have become familiar with their livers and internal
improvements, and talk as glibly of the abdomen, the umbilicus--as well
as the cuss who shot him--the peritonitis, the colon, the ilium, the
diaphragm, the alacumbumbletop and the diaphaneous cholagogue as though
they had been attending a Chicago meat cutting match at a students'
dissecting room. Men talk of little else, and this is noticeable more
particularly among men who have nothing to do.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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