Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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Peck's Sunshine: Being a Collection of Articles Written for Peck's Sun,; Milwaukee, Wis. - 1882
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor
Girls now-a-days are not what they used to be when you and I were young,
Maggie. They cannot stand as much grief now as girls did twenty years
ago. Somehow, they don't seem to be put up for hugging. If a man puts
his arm around a seven-teen-year-old girl of the present day, and sort
of closes in on the belt, he expects to hear something break. Many a
humane man lets go before he has got a girl half hugged because the girl
looks so frail that he is afraid he will break her in two.
Of course there are exceptions to the frail girls, but the majority are
too much like a bundle of asparagus. Some of the girls of the present
day are robust, and seem to be offended if a person lets up on the
hugging on their account, and it is said they hug back with a vigor
which reminds a man of the days of long ago, but they are few and far
between.
Too much care cannot be exercised in putting arms around the young girls
of to-day, and we would wish to impress this fact upon the minds of the
young men who are just coming upon the stage of action. Of course, men
along in years do not need advice. The boys are apt to put more force
into the right arm than they are aware of, a hundred per cent, more than
they would be apt to do in sawing wood, or in carrying up a scuttle of
coal.
They should bear in mind that girls are too valuable to be used in
developing the muscles, as you would a gymnasium. You don't have to
squeeze a girl till her liver is forced from its normal position, and
she chokes and catches her breath, to show her that you love her. A
gentle squeeze of the hand, the stealing of the arm around her waist
when she is not looking, and the least pressure upon her belt is all
that the law requires.
She can tell by your face whether you love her, as you sit there in
the twilight looking into the guiding star eyes, as well as though you
grabbed her as you would a sack of wheat, and hung on like a dog to a
root.
*****
Anna Dickinson is going upon the stage again and is to play male
characters, such as “Hamlet,” “Macbeth,” and “Claude Melnotte.” We have
insisted for years that Anna Dickinson was a man, and we dare anybody to
prove to the contrary.
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