Peculiar: A Tale of the Great TransitionSargent, Epes
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Peculiar: A Tale of the Great Transition
Sargent, Epes
African Americans -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
To this individual the tall man led up the auctioneer, and said: “The
Reverend Quattles, Mr. Ripper; Mr. Ripper, the Reverend Quattles.
Gemmlemen, yer both know _me_. I’m Delancy Hyde,—Virginia-born, be Gawd.
(’Scuze me, Reverend sir.) None of your Puritan scum! My ahnces’tor,
Delancy Hyde, kum over with Pocahontas and John Smith; my gra’ffther
owned more niggers nor ’ary other man in the county; my father was
cheated and broke up by a damned Yankee judge, sir; that’s why the
family acres ain’t mine.”
“I’ve but five minutes more,” interposed Mr. Ripper, impatiently.
“Wall, sir,” continued the Colonel, “this gemmleman, as I war tellin’
yer, is the Reverend Quattles of Alabamy.”
The Reverend Quattles bowed, and, with fishy eyes and a maudlin smile,
put his hand on his heart.
“The little nig I’ve brung yer ter sell, Mr. Ripper, b’longs ter the
Reverend Quattles’s brother, a high-tone gemmleman, who lives in Mobile,
but has been unfortnit in business, and has had ter sell off his
niggers. An’ as I was goin’ ter Noo Orleenz, he puts this little colored
gal in my hands ter sell. The Reverend Quattles wanted ter buy her, but
was too poor. He then said he’d go with me ter see she mowt fall inter
the right hahnds. In puttin’ her up, yer must say ’t was a great
’fliction, and all that, ter part with her; that the Reverend Quattles,
ruther nor see her fall inter the wrong hands, would sell his library,
and so on; that she’s the child of a quadroon as has been in the family
all her life, and as is a sort of half-sister of the Reverend Quattles.”
“O yes! I understand all that game,” said Ripper, knocking with his
little finger the ashes from his cigar.
The Colonel, in an _aside_ to the auctioneer, now remarked: “The
Reverend Quattles, in tryin’ to stiddy his narves for the scene, has tuk
too stiff a horn, yer see.”
“Yes; take him where he can sleep it off. It’s time for the sale to
begin. Remember your lot is Number 12, and will be struck off last.”
The auctioneer then made his way across the street, jumped on one of the
cotton-bales, and thence into the chair placed near the table.
“Come, Quattles,” said Hyde, “we’ve time for another horn afore we’re
wanted.”
“No yer don’t, Kunnle!” exclaimed Quattles, throwing off that worthy’s
arm from his shoulder. “I tell yer this is too cussed mean a business
for any white man; I tell yer I won’t give inter it.”
“Hush! Don’t bawl so,” pleaded the Colonel.
“I _will_ bawl. Yer think yer’ve got me so drunk I hain’t no conscience
left. But I tell yer, I woan’t give in. I tell yer, I’ll ’xpose the hull
trick!”
“Hush! hush!” said the Colonel, patting him as he might a restive beast.
“Arter the sale’s over, we’ll have a fust-rate dinner all by ou’selves
at the St. Charles. Terrapin soup and pompinoe! Champagne and juleps!
Ice-cream and jelly! A reg’lar blow-out! Think of that, Quattles! Think
of that!”
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