Peculiar: A Tale of the Great TransitionSargent, Epes
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Peculiar: A Tale of the Great Transition
Sargent, Epes
African Americans -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“Lot Number 4 is Ike,” said the auctioneer. “A fust-rate field-hand.
Will hoe more cotton in three hours than a common nigger will in ten.
Ike is pious, and has been a famous exhorter among the niggers; belongs
to the Baptist church. You all know, gentlemen, the advantage of piety
in a nigger. Ike’s piety ought to add thirty per cent to his wuth. I’m
offered nine hunderd dollars for Ike. Nine hunderd dollars!”
Here a squinting, hatchet-faced fellow in a broad-brimmed straw hat, who
had been making quite a puddle of tobacco-juice on the ground, leaped
upon the bale, and lifted the slave’s faded baize shirt so as to get a
look at his back. Then, putting his finger on the side of his nose, the
examiner winked at Ripper, and jumped down.
“Scored?” asked an anxious inquirer.
“Scored? Wall, stranger, he’s been scored, then put under a harrer, then
paddled an’ burnt. A hard ticket that.”
The nine hundred dollar bid was as yet in the imagination of the
auctioneer. But, with the quick penetration of his craft, he saw the
strong-minded widow standing on tiptoe, her face eager with the
excitement of bidding, and her words only checked by the desire to judge
from the amount of competition whether the article were a desirable one.
“A thousand and ten! Thank you, sir, thank you!” said Ripper, bowing to
a gentleman he had seen only in his mind’s eye. Nobody could dispute the
bid, all eyes being directed toward the auctioneer.
“A thousand and twenty-five,” continued Ripper, turning in an opposite
direction, and bowing to an equally imaginary bidder. Then, apparently
catching the eye of the competing customer, “A thousand and forty!” he
exclaimed; and so, see-sawing from one chimerical gentleman to the
other, he carried the sham bidding up to a thousand and seventy-five.
At this point Mrs. Barkdale, pale, and following with swayings of her
own body the motions of the auctioneer, her heart in her mouth almost
depriving her of speech, waved her hand to attract his attention, and,
rising on tiptoe, gasped forth, “A thousand and eighty!”
“Thank you, madam,” said Ripper, politely touching his hat. Then,
apparently catching the eye of his imaginary bidder on the right,
“Monsieur Dupré,” he said, “you won’t allow such a bargain to slip
through your hands, will you? _Voyez! Où trouverez-vous un mieux?_ Thank
you, sir; thank you! A thousand and ninety,—I’m offered a thousand and
ninety for this superior field-hand. Goin’,—goin’. Thank you, madam.
Eleven hunderd dollars; only eleven hunderd dollars for this most
valubble piece of property. I assure you, gentlemen, ‘t is not often
you’ve such a chance. Goin’ for eleven hunderd dollars! Are you all
done? Eleven hunderd dollars. Goin’! Gone! You were too late, sir. To
Mrs. Barkdale for eleven hunderd dollars.”
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