Peculiar: A Tale of the Great TransitionSargent, Epes
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Peculiar: A Tale of the Great Transition
Sargent, Epes
African Americans -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“Good for Wigman!” exclaimed Mr. Robson, a round, full-faced young man,
rather fat, and wearing gold-rimmed spectacles. “But what about Yankee
ice, Wigman? Will you deprive us of that also? And tell me, my Wigman,
why is it that, since you despise these Yankees so intensely, you allow
your children to remain at school in Massachusetts? Isn’t that a little
inconsistent, my Wigman?”
Wigman was obliged to refill his glass before he could summon his
thoughts for a reply.
“Mr. Robson,” he then said, “you’re a scholar, and must be aware that
the ancient Spartans, in order to disgust their children with
intemperance, used to make their slaves drunk. If I send my children
among the Yankees, it is that they may be struck by the superiority of
the Southern character when they return home.”
“So you’ve no faith in the old maxim touching evil communications,” said
Robson, taking a bottle of Champagne, and easing the cork so as to send
it to the ceiling with a loud pop. “Now, gentlemen, bumpers all round!
Onslow, let me fill your glass; Kenrick, yours. Drink to my sentiment.
Here’s confusion to the old concern!”
Vance was just lifting a spoonful to his lips; but he returned it to his
plate as he heard the name of Onslow, and looked round. Yes, it was
surely he!—the boy of the Pontiac, now a handsome youth of twenty-four.
On his right sat the young man addressed as Kenrick. At the latter Vance
hardly looked, so intent was he on Onslow’s response.
Wigman spoke first. Holding up his glass, and amorously eyeing the
salmon hue of the wine, he exclaimed: “Agreed! Here’s confusion to the
old con-hiccup-concern!”
The Senator’s unfortunate hiccup elicited inextinguishable laughter from
the rest, until Robson rapped with the handle of his knife on the table,
and cried: “Order! order! Gentlemen, I consider that man a sneaking
traitor who’ll not get drunk in behalf of sentiments like those our
friend the Senator has been uttering.”
“Look here, young man, do you mean to insinuate that I’m getting drunk,”
said Wigman, angrily.
“Far from it, Wigman. Any one can see you’re _not getting_ drunk.”
“I accept the apology,” said Wigman, with maudlin dignity.
“Well, then, gentlemen,” cried Robson, “now for the previous question!
Confusion to the old concern!”
Wigman and Onslow drank to the sentiment, but Kenrick, calling a negro
waiter, handed the glass to him, and said: “Throw that to the pigs, and
bring me a fresh glass.”
“Halloo! What the deuce do you mean by that?” cried Robson. “Have we a
Bourbon among us? Have we a Yankee sympathizer among us? Is it possible?
Does Mr. Charles Kenrick of Kenrick, son of Robert Kenrick, Esq.,
Confederate M. C., and heir to a thousand niggers, refuse to drink to
the downfall of Abolitionism, and those other isms against which we’ve
drawn the sword and flung away the scabbard?”
“Yes, by Jove!” interposed Wigman. “And we’ll welcome our invaders
with—with—”
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