Berrien and Branch, and for that matter the clumsy Ingham, would with
an invariable politeness, nicely measured to a hair, greet Peg whenever
they met with her; and she would accept their courtesy in a cold way of
elevation and as though our cabinet gentlemen came of the general press
about whose very names she did not know and never would. On such lofty
terms a fair peace was maintained, and nothing to rancorously rise above
the majesty of a ripple to beat upon any one's shore.
The General might have preferred a better cordiality, but he could make
no interference.
“If to step between a man and his enemy,” he would say, “is to invoke
a risk, how much more is he in danger who tampers with the feuds of
women?”
For one, I much agreed with him, and we both looked on, idle of hand and
tongue, while Peg met and foiled the “Redsticks,” as the General named
them.
Nor would Peg need our aid. I've seen no prouder, braver woman walk
across a room, or one of a more nimble faculty or fortitude more broadly
planted, than our Peg. My admiration spent its days to weave new wreaths
for her.
It was the doting Ingham--he of our Treasury--to be witless enough to
broach this business of feminine ice with Eaton. Ingham was a girthy
person, and one's briefest consideration disclosed him for the vulgar
Pennsylvania paper-maker he was. Short and thick of body, with thick
legs, thick neck; even his tongue was thick, and his slow wits thickest
of all. Of Ingham I shall not forget Jim's estimate.
“It aint for Jim,” said that worthy, “to go talkin' sassy about no white
gentleman; but as for dish yere Mr. Ingham, thar's a notion ag'in him
which goes gropin' about through Jim like d'grace of heaven through a
camp meetin'. That Mr. Ingham is mean; he's that mean if he owned a lake
he wouldn't give a duck a drink. He's jes' about as pop'lar with Jim as
a wet dawg; an' that's d'mortual fac'.”
“You don't appear to carry a high estimate of our Secretary of the
Treasury,” said I.
“'Deed Jim don't, Marse Major,” he replied. “An' jes' let Jim warn
you-all. You don't want to disrecollect, Marse Major, that Jim's a heap
sight older man than you be, an' while Jim don't deny he's been gettin'
duller an' duller ever since you locks up that demijohn, still it's
mighty likely Jim's wise an' wary to a p'int where you-all oughter
listen.”
“Go on,” said I, “I'm listening.”
“Course you-all is listenin',” agreed Jim; “of course you listens,
'cause you has got listenin' sense. That's what Jim likes about you. Now
let Jim tell you, Marse Major; that Mr. Ingham's plumb selfish. Jim can
see it in his eye. He's all right whilst he's haulin' fodder for his own
stack, but you let your intrusrun ag'in his, an' you hyar Jim! that Mr.
Ingham 'ud burn your barn to boil his egg quicker than a mule can kick.”
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