“He comes for a second dance,” said Peg. “See, his name is next on my
card.”
“And call you that scalping?” cried I. “At that rate, every man in the
room will compete for your cruelty! Scalping, say you! I wish for the
simple humor of it, a Seminole might hear you.”
The truth was I had fallen into a dudgeon with Peg for her notion of
taking a trophy; she would confer heaven on this Pigeon-breast and call
it “scalping!”
“I believe,” observed Pigeon-breast, with his nose fairly to the floor,
so deeply would he bow, “I believe I will have the honor of another
dance”--here another bow as lowly louted as the first.
As Pigeon-breast resumed the perpendicular, he crooked his gallant arm
invitingly and would lead Peg to her place.
But Peg drew back, as much to my bewilderment as that of the
wonder-smitten Pigeon-breast himself, and with a manner coldly polite
said:
“There is a mistake, sir; I could have promised you no dance, since I do
not know you.”
“Mistake!” gasped Pigeon-breast.
“Mistake,” repeated Peg, with, if anything, an access of ice. “I never
before saw you; I could have put you down for no dance. One does not
dance with strangers.” Then to me: “Your arm, if you please.”
As I carried Peg away, Pigeon-breast was heard to inarticulately moan
and whine like a high wind in a keyhole. Later I beheld him desperately,
in the refreshment room, drinking strong waters with both hands and as
though he had a fish in his stomach.
“And now,” said I to Peg, as we moved away from the crushed
Pigeon-breast, “why were you so bitter? That empty fellow was not worth
so much. Besides, you have shamed him before the town; you hurt him to
the heart.”
“Hurt him to the vanity,” corrected Peg. “If it be true that
nothing dries more quickly than a woman's tear--and it is true,
watch-dog--nothing cures more quickly than the hurt vanity of a man.
That dandy will anon be as gay as a peacock. However, I would punish
him. I have made him an Ishmael of the drawing-rooms; I have driven him
forth from us, and he cannot return to the others for his apostasy of
their cause is known. Did I not tell you, watch-dog, I was a revengeful
woman?”
Altogether, I might have wished our Peg had taken another course with
Pigeon-breast.
Thus to publicly drum him out of camp was a thought too hardy. However,
Pigeon-breast had wrought for what he received, and I think, too, Peg
was more moved by the audacious fun of the business than any darkling
taste to have a vengeance, for all her word.
The General, I am minded, was of my view; it was the frolic of the thing
to carry Peg away.
“Peg is young,” quoth the General, amiably; “our Peg is young. What
would you have? She shall be older one day and more upon dignity. What
shall more bound and frisk and play than your scapegrace kitten? And
yet what more gravely decorous than your cat? By Joshua's horn! on the
whole, I'm glad your Pigeon-breast was brought up with a round turn.”
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