“It aint that, Marse Major,” and Jim gave to his words a melancholy
whine, “but we-all can't stand d'pace yere. For a week Jim was as happy
an' chirpy as a drunkard at a barbecue. But since you locks that closet
do', Jim's sort o' been obleeged to buy whiskey for himse'f; an' what
you think? They charge Jim five cents a drink for whiskey that don't
cost two bits a gallon all along d'Cumberland! They's shorely robbers;
an' they jes' nacherally takes Jim's money off him so fas' he cotch
cold.”
“Go on, you rogue!” said I. “Here is a Mexican dollar to bolster your
finances. We're not yet bankrupt, Jim.”
Noah came to us spattered of travel, and with the high riding-boots he
wore on the road. I took a deal of pleasure for a buoyancy I observed in
him, since I read it as a sign of whitest promise. Nor was I to be cast
down from that hope.
“You are to know,” said Noah, turning to the General, “that I was two
days before your letter with the Reverend Ely. In the first of our
conversations he held his head loftily; in the end, he came something
under control. Your letter much dismayed him, and after that his courage
ran very thin indeed. Now he quite agrees he knew nothing, and was wrong
and false in all he wrote. I dragged him to New York with me. I have
Mrs. Eaton's innocence here, in these papers.” Noah laid a sealed
package by the General's elbow. They were from the Reverend Ely, as well
as from the folk of the hotel wherein that Ely said Peg lodged. “They
are oath-made; they prove Mrs. Eaton chaste as snow.”
“And how did you make conquest of this Ely?” questioned the General, his
eye gratified and spirit a mate for Noah's.
“The power of the press, I should call it,” laughed Noah. “The ignoble
Ely hath a mighty distaste of unfriendly ink. And I'm an editor. That
was it,” went on Noah; “I showed him what might be done. He should stand
in the pillory of my types for the reasonless defamer he was. Then the
dog trembled and came my way with meekness, asking what he should do. I
answered much like the monks with the wild Clovis, 'Bend thy neck, proud
Sicambrian; adore what thou hast burned, burn what thou hast adored!'
In short, I demanded a letter of retractory amends to the President; and
also that he name his fellow reptile, whose infamous word he claimed for
the truth of his scurrility.”
“And who is he?” demanded the General, as warm as ever I saw him.
By some virtue of telepathic sort, I read the answer before Noah uttered
it. And why had I not guessed before! The secret one so falsely in
the ear of the shallow Ely was none other than the unctious Reverend
Campbell.
CHAPTER VIII--THE MAD CAPRICIOUS PEG
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