Pelham — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Pelham — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
Adventure stories; English fiction -- 19th century; Great Britain -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
It is by no means an unpleasant thing to turn one’s back upon the
great city, in the height of its festivities. Misanthropy is a charming
feeling for a short time, and one inhales the country, and animadverts
on the town, with the most melancholy satisfaction in the world. I sat
myself down at a pretty little cottage, a mile out of the town. From the
window of my drawing-room I revelled in the luxurious contemplation of
three pigs, one cow, and a straw-yard; and I could get to the Thames
in a walk of five minutes, by a short cut through a lime-kiln. Such
pleasing opportunities of enjoying the beauties of nature, are not often
to be met with: you may be sure, therefore, that I made the most of
them. I rose early, walked before breakfast, pour ma sante, and came
back with a most satisfactory head-ache, pour mes peines. I read
for just three hours, walked for two more, thought over Abernethy,
dyspepsia, and blue pills, till dinner; and absolutely forgot Lord
Dawton, ambition, Guloseton, epicurism--aye, all but--of course, reader,
you know whom I am about to except--the ladye of my love.
One bright, laughing day, I threw down my book an hour sooner than
usual, and sallied out with a lightness of foot and exhilaration of
spirit, to which I had long been a stranger. I had just sprung over a
stile that led into one of those green shady lanes, which make us feel
the old poets who loved, and lived for, Nature, were right in calling
our island “the merry England”--when I was startled by a short, quick
bark, on one side of the hedge. I turned sharply round; and, seated upon
the sward, was a man, apparently of the pedlar profession; a large
deal box was lying open before him; a few articles of linen, and female
dress, were scattered round, and the man himself appeared earnestly
occupied in examining the deeper recesses of his itinerant warehouse. A
small black terrier flew towards me with no friendly growl. “Down,” said
I: “all strangers are not foes, though the English generally think so.”
The man hastily looked up; perhaps he was struck with the quaintness of
my remonstrance to his canine companion; for, touching his hat, civilly,
he said--“The dog, Sir, is very quiet; he only means to give me the
alarm by giving it to you; for dogs seem to have no despicable insight
into human nature, and know well that the best of us may be taken by
surprise.”
“You are a moralist,” said I, not a little astonished in my turn by such
an address from such a person. “I could not have expected to stumble
upon a philosopher so easily. Have you any wares in your box likely to
suit me? if so, I should like to purchase of so moralizing a vendor?”
“No, Sir,” said the seeming pedlar, smiling, and yet at the same time
hurrying his goods into his box, and carefully turning the key--“no,
Sir, I am only a bearer of other men’s goods; my morals are all that I
can call my own, and those I will sell you at your own price.”
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