Pencil Sketches; or, Outlines of Character and MannersLeslie, Eliza
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Pencil Sketches; or, Outlines of Character and Manners
Leslie, Eliza
Humorous stories; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
"Do it at once, then," said Wynslade: "I have some thoughts of Miss
Mansel myself, and perhaps I may cut you out."
"I doubt that," replied Robertson; "you are but commencing business, and
_my_ fortune is already made."
"I thought," observed Wynslade, "you would marry only on condition of
being loved for yourself alone."
"I have given up that hope," answered Robertson, with a sort of sigh:
"however, I was certainly a very pretty baby. I fear I must now be
content to take a wife on the usual terms."
"Be quick, then, with your proposal," said Wynslade, "for I am impatient
to make mine."
Wynslade then departed, and Robertson placed himself at his desk, and in
a short time despatched to our heroine the following epistle, taking
care to keep a copy of it:
"MISS SELINA MANSEL:--Your statement last night was duly attended
to; but further consideration may give another turn to the
business. The following terms are the best I think proper to offer:
"One Town House--1 Country House--4 Servants--2 Horses--1
Carriage--1 Chaise--1 Set of Jewels--1 New Dress per Month--4
Bonnets per Ann.--1 Tea-party on your Birthday--Ditto on mine--1
Dinner-party on each anniversary of our Wedding-day, till further
orders--2 Plays per Season--and half an Opera.
"If you are not satisfied with the T. H. and the C. H. you may take
1 trip per summer to the Springs or the Sea-shore. If the Parties
on the B.D.'s and the W. D. are not deemed sufficient, you may have
sundry others.
"On your part I only stipulate for a dish of rice always at dinner,
black tea, 6 cigars per day, to be smoked by me without remark from
you--newspapers, chess, and sundries. Your politics to be always
the same as mine. No gentlemen under fifty to be received, except
at parties. No musician to be allowed to enter the house; nor any
young doctor.
"If you conclude to close with these conditions, let me have advice
of it as soon as convenient, that I may wait upon you without loss
of time.
"Your most obt. servt.
"JOHN W. ROBERTSON.
"N.B. It may be well to mention, that with respect to furniture, I
cannot allow a piano, considering them as nuisances. Shall not
object to any reasonable number of sofas and
rocking-chairs.--Astral lamps at discretion.--Beg to call your
attention to the allowance of gowns and bonnets.--Consider it
remarkably liberal.--With respect to dress, sundries of course."
* * * * *
To this letter half an hour brought a concise answer, containing a civil
but decided refusal, which Mr. Robertson, though quite crest-fallen,
could not forbear showing to Wynslade, telling him that he now withdrew
from the market. On the following morning our hero left Somerford on a
tour to Canada.
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