“Begorra, you're right, nor herself nayther,” said Dan Ryan; “and if it's leppin' ye mane, sure she couldn't lep a sod o' turf, that mare couldn't! God pardon ye, melady, for thrustin' yerself to that paiceable, brindly-coloured ould hin, whin ye might be gettin' a dacint, high-steppin' horse for a shillin' or two more; an' belike I might contint meself to take less, for I wouldn't be extortin' ye like Barney O'Mara there!” Our chosen driver replied to this by saying that he wouldn't be caught dead at a pig fair with Dan Ryan's horse, but in the midst of all the distracting discussions and arguments that followed we held to our original bargain; for we did not like the look of Dan Ryan's high-stepper, who was a 'thrifle mounTAIny,' as they say in these parts, and had a wild eye to boot. We started, and in a half-hour we could still see the chapel spire of the little village we had just left. It was for once a beautiful day, but we felt that we must reach a railway station some time or other, in order to find a place to sleep. “Can't you make her go a bit faster? Do you want to keep us on the road all night?” inquired Francesca. “I do not, your ladyship's honour, ma'am.” “Is she tired, or doesn't she ever go any better?” urged Salemina. “She does; it's God's truth I'm tellin' ye, melady, she's that flippant sometimes that I scarcely can hould her, and the car jumps undher her like a spring bed.” “Then what on earth IS the matter with her?” I inquired, with some fire in my eye. “Sure I believe she's takin' time to think of the iligant load she's carryin', melady, and small blame to her!” said Mr. Barney O'Mara; and after that we let him drive as best he could, although it did take us four hours to do nine Irish miles. He came, did Mr. Barney, from County Armagh, and he beguiled the way with interesting tales from that section of Ireland, one of which, 'the Old Crow and the Young Crow,' particularly took our fancies. “An old crow was teaching a young crow one day, and says to him, 'Now, my son,' says he, 'listen to the advice I'm going to give you,' says he. 'If you see a person coming near you and stooping, mind yourself, and be on your keeping; he's stooping for a stone to throw at you,' says he. “'But tell me,' says the young crow, 'what should I do if he had a stone already down in his pocket?' says he. “'Musha, go 'long out of that,' says the old crow, 'you've learned enough; the divil another learning I'm able to give you.'”