Penelope's Irish ExperiencesWiggin, Kate Douglas Smith
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Penelope's Irish Experiences
Wiggin, Kate Douglas Smith
Ireland -- Fiction
The four-mile drive, especially through the village of Ballyfuchsia, was
an eventful one, but by dint of prodding, poking, and belting, Benella
had accomplished half the distance in three-quarters of an hour, when
the donkey suddenly lay down 'on her,' according to Peter's prediction.
This was luckily at the town cross, where a group of idlers rendered
hearty assistance. Willing as they were to succour a lady in disthress,
they did not know of any car which could be secured in time to be of
service, but one of them offered to walk and run by the side of the
donkey, so as to kape him on his legs. It was in this wise that
Miss Peabody approached Balkilly Castle; and when a gilded
gentleman-in-waiting lifted her from Rooney's 'plain cart,' she was just
on the verge of hysterics. Fortunately his Magnificence was English, and
betrayed no surprise at the arrival in this humble fashion of a dinner
guest, but simply summoned the Irish housekeeper, who revived her with
wine, and called on all the saints to witness that she'd never heard of
such a shameful thing, and such a disgrace to Ballyfuchsia. The idea of
not keeping a ladder in a house where the door-knobs were apt to come
off struck her as being the worst feature of the accident, though this
unexpected and truly Milesian view of the matter had never occurred to
us.
“Well, I got Miss Peabody to the dinner-party,” said Benella
triumphantly, when she was laboriously unlacing my frock, later on, “or
at least I got her there before it broke up. I had to walk every step o'
the way home, and the donkey laid down four times, but I was so nerved
up I didn't care a mite. I was bound Miss Peabody shouldn't lose her
chance, after all she's done for me!”
“Her chance?” I asked, somewhat puzzled, for dinners, even Castle
dinners, are not rare in Salemina's experience.
“Yes, her chance,” repeated Benella mysteriously; “you'd know well
enough what I mean, if you'd ben born and brought up in Salem,
Massachusetts!”
* * * * *
Copy of a letter read by Penelope O'Connor, descendant of the King of
Connaught, at the dinner of Lord and Lady Killbally at Balkilly Castle.
It needed no apology then, but in sending it to our American friends, we
were obliged to explain that though the Irish peasants interlard their
conversation with saints, angels, and devils, and use the name of the
Virgin Mary, and even the Almighty, with, to our ears, undue familiarity
and frequency, there is no profane or irreverent intent. They are
instinctively religious, and it is only because they feel on terms of
such friendly intimacy with the powers above that they speak of them so
often.
At the Widdy Mullarkey's,
Knockarney House, Ballyfuchsia,
County Kerry.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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