Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
The morals of the Jews were not always pure; in most cases they were
averse from none of the vices of Christian civilization, but they
retained from the Patriarchal age a recognition of family, ties and an
attachment to the interests of the tribe. Pyrot’s brothers,
half-brothers, uncles, great-uncles, first, second, and third cousins,
nephews and great-nephews, relations by blood and relations by
marriage, and all who were related to him to the number of about seven
hundred, were at first overwhelmed by the blow that had struck their
relative, and they shut themselves up in their houses, covering
themselves with ashes and blessing the hand that had chastised them.
For forty days they kept a strict fast. Then they bathed themselves and
resolved to search, without rest, at the cost of any toil and at the
risk of every danger, for the demonstration of an innocence which they
did not doubt. And how could they have doubted? Pyrot’s innocence had
been revealed to them in the same way that his guilt had been revealed
to Christian Penguinia’s; for these things, being hidden, assume a
mystic character and take on the authority of religious truths. The
seven hundred Pyrotists set to work with as much zeal as prudence, and
made the most thorough inquiries in secret. They were everywhere; they
were seen nowhere. One would have said that, like the pilot of Ulysses,
they wandered freely over the earth. They penetrated into the War
Office and approached, under different disguises, the judges, the
registrars, and the witnesses of the affair. Then Greatauk’s cleverness
was seen. The witnesses knew nothing; the judges and registrars knew
nothing. Emissaries reached even Pyrot and anxiously questioned him in
his cage amid the prolonged moanings of the sea and the hoarse croaks
of the ravens. It was in vain; the prisoner knew nothing. The seven
hundred Pyrotists could not subvert the proofs of the accusation
because they could not know what they were, and they could not know
what they were because there were none. Pyrot’s guilt was indefeasible
through its very nullity. And it was with a legitimate pride that
Greatauk, expressing himself as a true artist, said one day to General
Panther: “This case is a master-piece: it is made out of nothing.” The
seven hundred Pyrotists despaired of ever clearing up this dark
business, when suddenly they discovered, from a stolen letter, that the
eighty thousand trusses of hay had never existed, that a most
distinguished nobleman, Count de Maubec, had sold them to the State,
that he had received the price but had never delivered them. Indeed
seeing that he was descended from the richest landed proprietors of
ancient Penguinia, the heir of the Maubecs of Dentdulynx, once the
possessors of four duchies, sixty counties, and six hundred and twelve
marquisates, baronies, and viscounties, he did not possess as much land
as he could cover with his hand, and would not have been able to cut a
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