Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
When the Colomban trial began, the Pyrotists were not many more than
thirty thousand, but they were every where and might be found even
among the priests and millionaires. What injured them most was the
sympathy of the rich Jews. On the other hand they derived valuable
advantages from their feeble number. In the first place there were
among them fewer fools than among their opponents, who were
over-burdened with them. Comprising but a feeble minority, they
co-operated easily, acted with harmony, and had no temptation to divide
and thus counteract one another’s efforts. Each of them felt the
necessity of doing the best possible and was the more careful of his
conduct as he found himself more in the public eye. Finally, they had
every reason to hope that they would gain fresh adherents, while their
opponents, having had everybody with them at the beginning, could only
decrease.
Summoned before the judges at a public sitting, Colomban immediately
perceived that his judges were not anxious to discover the truth. As
soon as he opened his mouth the President ordered him to be silent in
the superior interests of the State. For the same reason, which is the
supreme reason, the witnesses for the defence were not heard. General
Panther, the Chief of the Staff, appeared in the witness-box, in full
uniform and decorated with all his orders. He deposed as follows:
“The infamous Colomban states that we have no proofs against Pyrot. He
lies; we have them. I have in my archives seven hundred and thirty-two
square yards of them which at five hundred pounds each make three
hundred and sixty-six thousand pounds.”
That superior officer afterwards gave, with elegance and ease, a
summary of those proofs.
“They are of all colours and all shades,” said he in substance, “they
are of every form—pot, crown, sovereign, grape, dove-cot, grand eagle,
etc. The smallest is less than the hundredth part of a square inch, the
largest measures seventy yards long by ninety yards broad.”
At this revelation the audience shuddered with horror.
Greatauk came to give evidence in his turn. Simpler, and perhaps
greater, he wore a grey tunic and held his hands joined behind his
back.
“I leave,” said he calmly and in a slightly raised voice, “I leave to
M. Colomban the responsibility for an act that has brought our country
to the brink of ruin. The Pyrot affair is secret; it ought to remain
secret. If it were divulged the cruelest ills, wars, pillages,
depredations, fires, massacres, and epidemics would immediately burst
upon Penguinia. I should consider myself guilty of high treason if I
uttered another word.”
Some persons known for their political experience, among others M.
Bigourd, considered the evidence of the Minister of War as abler and of
greater weight than that of his Chief of Staff.
The evidence of Colonel de Boisjoli made a great impression.
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