Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
The powerful orator excited still greater indignation when he described
the proud and crime-stained Colomban, plunged into the stream, all the
waters of which could not cleanse him. He gathered up all the
humiliations and all the perils of the Penguins in order to reproach
the President of the Republic and his Prime Minister with them.
“That Minister,” said he, “having been guilty of degrading cowardice in
not exterminating the seven hundred Pyrotists with their allies and
defenders, as Saul exterminated the Philistines at Gibeah, has rendered
himself unworthy of exercising the power that God delegated to him, and
every good citizen ought henceforth to insult his contemptible
government. Heaven will look favourably on those who despise him. ‘He
hath put down the mighty from their seat.’ God will depose these
pusillanimous chiefs and will put in their place strong men who will
call upon Him. I tell you, gentlemen, I tell you officers,
non-commissioned officers, and soldiers who listen to me, I tell you
General of the Penguin armies, the hour has come! If you do not obey
God’s orders, if in His name you do not depose those now in authority,
if you do not establish a religious and strong government in Penguinia,
God will none the less destroy what He has condemned, He will none the
less save His people. He will save them, but, if you are wanting, He
will do so by means of a humble artisan or a simple corporal. Hasten!
The hour will soon be past.”
Excited by this ardent exhortation, the sixty thousand people present
rose up trembling and shouting: “To arms! To arms! Death to the
Pyrotists! Hurrah for Crucho!” and all of them, monks, women, soldiers,
noblemen, citizens, and loafers, who were gathered beneath the
superhuman arm uplifted in the pulpit, struck up the hymn, “Let us save
Penguinia!” They rushed impetuously from the basilica and marched along
the quays to the Chamber of Deputies.
Left alone in the deserted nave, the wise Cornemuse, lifting his arms
to heaven, murmured in broken accents:
“Agnosco fortunam ecclesiæ penguicanæ! I see but too well whither this
will lead us.”
The attack which the crowd made upon the legislative palace was
repulsed. Vigorously charged by the police and Alcan guards, the
assailants were already fleeing in disorder, when the Socialists,
running from the slums and led by comrades Phœnix, Dagobert,
Lapersonne, and Varambille, threw themselves upon them and completed
their discomfiture. MM. de La Trumelle and d’Ampoule were taken to the
police station. Prince des Boscénos, after a valiant struggle, fell
upon the bloody pavement with a fractured skull.
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