Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
Alas! General Panther did not realise the wisdom of this advice. The
future was only too thoroughly to justify Greatauk’s perspicacity. La
Trinité demanded the documents belonging, to the Pyrot affair. Péniche,
his Minister of War, refused them in the superior interests of the
national defence, telling him that the documents under General
Panther’s care formed the hugest mass of archives in the world. La
Trinité studied the case as well as he could, and, without penetrating
to the bottom of the matter, suspected it of irregularity. Conformably
to his rights and prerogatives he then ordered a fresh trial to be
held. Immediately, Péniche, his Minister of War, accused him of
insulting the army and betraying the country and flung his portfolio at
his head. He was replaced by a second, who did the same. To him
succeeded a third, who imitated these examples, and those after him to
the number of seventy acted like their predecessors, until the
venerable La Trinité groaned beneath the weight of bellicose
portfolios. The seventy-first Minister of War, van Julep, retained
office. Not that he was in disagreement with so many and such noble
colleagues, but he had been commissioned by them generously to betray
his Prime Minister, to cover him with shame and opprobrium, and to
convert the new trial to the glory of Greatauk, the satisfaction of the
Anti-Pyrotists, the profit of the monks, and the restoration of Prince
Crucho.
General van Julep, though endowed with high military virtues, was not
intelligent enough to employ the subtle conduct and exquisite methods
of Greatauk. He thought, like General Panther, that tangible proofs
against Pyrot were necessary, that they could never ave too many of
them, that they could never have even enough. He expressed these’
sentiments to his Chief of Staff, who was only too inclined to agree
with them.
“Panther,” said he, “we are at the moment when we need abundant and
superabundant proofs.”
“You have said enough, General,” answered Panther, “I will complete my
piles of documents.”
Six months later the proofs against Pyrot filled two storeys of the
Ministry of War. The ceiling fell in beneath the weight of the bundles,
and the avalanche of falling documents crushed two head clerks,
fourteen second clerks, and sixty copying clerks, who were at work upon
the ground floor arranging a change in the fashion of the cavalry
gaiters. The walls of the huge edifice had to be propped. Passers-by
saw with amazement enormous beams and monstrous stanchions which reared
themselves obliquely against the noble front of the building, now
tottering and disjointed, and blocked up the streets, stopped the
carriages, and presented to the motor-omnibuses an obstacle against
which they dashed with their loads of passengers.
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