Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
The appeal was allowed, and Pyrot was brought down from his cage. But
the Anti-Pyrotists did not regard themselves as beaten. The military
judges re-tried Pyrot. Greatauk, in this second affair, surpassed
himself. He obtained a second conviction; he obtained it by declaring
that the proofs communicated to the Supreme Court were worth nothing,
and that great care had been taken to keep back the good ones, since
they ought to remain secret. In the opinion of connoisseurs he had
never shown so much address. On leaving the court, as he passed through
the vestibule with a tranquil step, and his hands behind his back,
amidst a crowd of sight-seers, a woman dressed in red and with her face
covered by a black veil rushed at him, brandishing a kitchen knife.
“Die, scoundrel!” she cried. It was Maniflore. Before those present
could understand what was happening, the general seized her by the
wrist, and with apparent gentleness, squeezed it so forcibly that the
knife fell from her aching hand.
Then he picked it up and handed it to Maniflore.
“Madam,” said he with a bow, “you have dropped a household utensil.”
He could not prevent the heroine from being taken to the
police-station; but he had her immediately released and afterwards he
employed all his influence to stop the prosecution.
The second conviction of Pyrot was Greatauk’s last victory.
Justice Chaussepied, who had formerly liked soldiers so much, and
esteemed their justice so highly, being now enraged with the military
judges, quashed their judgments as a monkey cracks nuts. He
rehabilitated Pyrot a second time; he would, if necessary, have
rehabilitated him five hundred times.
Furious at having been cowards and at having allowed themselves to be
deceived and made game of, the Republicans turned against the monks and
clergy. The deputies passed laws of expulsion, separation, and
spoliation against them. What Father Cornemuse had foreseen took place.
That good monk was driven from the Wood of Conils. Treasury officers
confiscated his retorts and his stills, and the liquidators divided
amongst them his bottles of St. Oberosian liqueur. The pious distiller
lost the annual income of three million five hundred thousand francs
that his products procured for him. Father Agaric went into exile,
abandoning his school into the hands of laymen, who soon allowed it to
fall into decay. Separated from its foster-mother, the State, the
Church of Penguinia withered like a plucked flower.
The victorious defenders of the innocent man now abused each other and
overwhelmed each other reciprocally with insults and calumnies. The
vehement Kerdanic hurled himself upon Phœnix as if ready to devour him.
The wealthy Jews and the seven hundred Pyrotists turned away with
disdain from the socialist comrades whose aid they had humbly implored
in the past.
“We know you no longer,” said they. “To the devil with you and your
social justice. Social justice is the defence of property.”
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