Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
Viscount Cléna had the finest motor-car in Europe. For three months he
drove the Clarences every day over hills and plains, through woods and
valleys; they visited famous sites and went over celebrated castles. He
said to Eveline all that could be said and did all that could be done
to overcome her resistance. She did not conceal from him that she loved
him, that she would always love him, and love no one but him. She
remained grave and trembling by his side. To his devouring passion she
opposed the invincible defence of a virtue conscious of its danger. At
the end of three months, after having gone uphill and down hill, turned
sharp corners, and negotiated level crossings, and experienced
innumerable break-downs, he knew her as well as he knew the fly-wheel
of his car, but not much better. He employed surprises, adventures,
sudden stoppages in the depths of forests and before hotels, but he had
advanced no farther. He said to himself that it was absurd; then,
taking her again in his car he set off at fifty miles an hour quite
prepared to upset her in a ditch or to smash himself and her against a
tree.
One day, having come to take her on some excursion, he found her more
charming than ever, and more provoking. He darted upon her as a storm
falls upon the reeds that border a lake. She bent with adorable
weakness beneath the breath of the storm, and twenty times was almost
carried away by its strength, but twenty times she arose, supple and,
bowing to the wind. After all these shocks one would have said that a
light breeze had barely touched her charming stem; she smiled as if
ready to be plucked by a bold hand. Then her unhappy aggressor,
desperate, enraged, and three parts mad, fled so as not to kill her,
mistook the door, went into the bedroom of Madame Clarence, whom he
found putting on her hat in front of a wardrobe, seized her, flung her
on the bed, and possessed her before she knew what had happened.
The same day Eveline, who had been making inquiries, learned that
Viscount Cléna had nothing but debts, lived on money given him by an
elderly lady, and promoted the sale of the latest models of a motor-car
manufacturer. They separated with common accord and Eveline began again
disdainfully to serve tea to her mother’s guests.
III. HIPPOLYTE CÉRÈS
In Madame Clarence’s drawing-room the conversation turned upon love,
and many charming things were said about it.
“Love is a sacrifice,” sighed Madame Crémeur.
“I agree with you,” replied M. Boutourlé with animation.
But Professor Haddock soon displayed his fastidious insolence.
“It seems to me,” said he, “that the Penguin ladies have made a great
fuss since, through St. Maël’s agency, they became viviparous. But
there is nothing to be particularly proud of in that, for it is a state
they share in common with cows and pigs, and even with orange and lemon
trees, for the seeds of these plants germinate in the pericarp.”
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