Civilization, Western -- Fiction; France -- Civilization -- Fiction; Penguins -- Fiction; Satire
He remained in thought for some time and said: “The more I think of it
the more I am convinced that Pyrot has stolen those eighty thousand
trusses of hay. And I know it by this: he stole them in order that he
might sell them to our bitter enemies the Porpoises. What an infamous
piece of treachery!
“There is no doubt about it,” answered Panther; “it only remains to
prove it.”
The same day, as he passed by a cavalry barracks, Prince des Boscénos
heard the troopers as they were sweeping out the yard, singing:
Boscénos est un gros cochon;
On en va faire des andouilles,
Des saucisses et du jambon
Pour le réveillon des pauv’ bougres.
It seemed to him contrary to all discipline that soldiers should sing
this domestic and revolutionary refrain which on days of riot had been
uttered by the lips of jeering workmen. On this occasion he deplored
the moral degeneration of the army, and thought with a bitter smile
that his old comrade Greatauk, the head of this degenerate army, basely
exposed him to the malice of an unpatriotic government. And he promised
himself that he would make an improvement before long.
“That scoundrel Greatauk,” said he to himself, “will, not remain long a
Minister.”
Prince des Boscénos was the most irreconcilable of the opponents of
modern democracy, free thought, and the government which the Penguins
had voluntarily given themselves. He had a vigorous and undisguised
hatred for the Jews, and he worked in public and in private, night and
day, for the restoration of the line of the Draconides. His ardent
royalism was still further excited by the thought of his private
affairs, which were in a bad way and were hourly growing worse. He had
no hope of seeing an end to his pecuniary embarrassments until the heir
of Draco the Great entered the city of Alca.
When he returned to his house, the prince took out of his safe a bundle
of old letters consisting of a private correspondence of the most
secret nature, which he had obtained from a treacherous secretary. They
proved that his old comrade Greatauk, the Duke of Skull, had been
guilty of jobbery regarding the military stores and had received a
present of no great value from a manufacturer called Maloury. The very
smallness of this present deprived the Minister who had accepted it of
all excuse.
The prince re-read the letters with a bitter satisfaction, put them
carefully back into his safe, and dashed to the Minister of War. He was
a man of resolute character. On being told that the Minister could see
no one he knocked down the ushers, swept aside the orderlies, trampled
under foot the civil and military clerks, burst through the doors, and
entered the room of the astonished Greatauk.
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