Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Middle West -- Fiction
“'Ittle gellamun!” said Mitchy-Mitch.
“You better look out!” Penrod whirled upon this small offender with
grim satisfaction. Here was at least something male that could without
dishonour be held responsible. “You say that again, and I'll give you
the worst----”
“You will NOT!” snapped Marjorie, instantly vitriolic. “He'll say just
whatever he wants to, and he'll say it just as MUCH as he wants to. Say
it again, Mitchy-Mitch!”
“'Ittle gellamun!” said Mitchy-Mitch promptly.
“Ow-YAH!” Penrod's tone-production was becoming affected by his mental
condition. “You say that again, and I'll----”
“Go on, Mitchy-Mitch,” cried Marjorie. “He can't do a thing. He don't
DARE! Say it some more, Mitchy-Mitch--say it a whole lot!”
Mitchy-Mitch, his small, fat face shining with confidence in his
immunity, complied.
“'Ittle gellamun!” he squeaked malevolently. “'Ittle gellamun! 'Ittle
gellamun! 'Ittle gellamun!”
The desperate Penrod bent over the whitewashed rock, lifted it, and
then--outdoing Porthos, John Ridd, and Ursus in one miraculous burst of
strength--heaved it into the air.
Marjorie screamed.
But it was too late. The big stone descended into the precise midst of
the caldron and Penrod got his mighty splash. It was far, far beyond his
expectations.
Spontaneously there were grand and awful effects--volcanic spectacles of
nightmare and eruption. A black sheet of eccentric shape rose out of the
caldron and descended upon the three children, who had no time to evade
it.
After it fell, Mitchy-Mitch, who stood nearest the caldron, was the
thickest, though there was enough for all. Br'er Rabbit would have fled
from any of them.
CHAPTER XXV TAR
When Marjorie and Mitchy-Mitch got their breath, they used it vocally;
and seldom have more penetrating sounds issued from human throats.
Coincidentally, Marjorie, quite baresark, laid hands upon the largest
stick within reach and fell upon Penrod with blind fury. He had the
presence of mind to flee, and they went round and round the caldron,
while Mitchy-Mitch feebly endeavoured to follow--his appearance, in
this pursuit, being pathetically like that of a bug fished out of an
ink-well, alive but discouraged.
Attracted by the riot, Samuel Williams made his appearance, vaulting a
fence, and was immediately followed by Maurice Levy and Georgie Bassett.
They stared incredulously at the extraordinary spectacle before them.
“Little GEN-TIL-MUN!” shrieked Marjorie, with a wild stroke that landed
full upon Penrod's tarry cap.
“OOOCH!” bleated Penrod.
“It's Penrod!” shouted Sam Williams, recognizing him by the voice. For
an instant he had been in some doubt.
“Penrod Schofield!” exclaimed Georgie Bassett. “WHAT does this mean?”
That was Georgie's style, and had helped to win him his title.
Marjorie leaned, panting, upon her stick. “I cu-called--uh--
him--oh!” she sobbed--“I called him a lul-little--oh--gentleman!
And oh--lul-look!--oh! lul-look at my du-dress! Lul-look at
Mumitchy--oh--Mitch--oh!”
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