Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
There was a cold, wet wind, however; and before long Duke found his
condition unendurable. He was past middle age and cared little for
exercise; but he saw that something must be done. Therefore, he made
a vigorous attempt to dry himself in a dog's way. Throwing himself,
shoulders first, upon the alley mud, he slid upon it, back downward;
he rolled and rolled and rolled. He began to feel lively and rolled
the more; in every way he convinced Penrod that dogs have no regard
for appearances. Also, having discovered an ex-fish near the Herman and
Verman cottage, Duke confirmed an impression of Penrod's that dogs have
a peculiar fancy in the matter of odours that they like to wear.
Growing livelier and livelier, Duke now wished to play with his
master. Penrod was anything but fastidious; nevertheless, under the
circumstances, he withdrew to the kitchen, leaving Duke to play by
himself, outside.
Della, the cook, was comfortably making rolls and entertaining a caller
with a cup of tea. Penrod lingered a few moments, but found even his
attention to the conversation ill received, while his attempts to
take part in it met outright rebuff. His feelings were hurt; he passed
broodingly to the front part of the house, and flung himself wearily
into an armchair in the library. With glazed eyes he stared at shelves
of books that meant to him just what the wallpaper meant, and he
sighed from the abyss. His legs tossed and his arms flopped; he got up,
scratched himself exhaustively, and shuffled to a window. Ten desolate
minutes he stood there, gazing out sluggishly upon a soggy world. During
this time two wet delivery-wagons and four elderly women under umbrellas
were all that crossed his field of vision. Somewhere in the world, he
thought, there was probably a boy who lived across the street from
a jail or a fire-engine house, and had windows worth looking out of.
Penrod rubbed his nose up and down the pane slowly, continuously, and
without the slightest pleasure; and he again scratched himself wherever
it was possible to do so, though he did not even itch. There was nothing
in his life.
Such boredom as he was suffering can become agony, and an imaginative
creature may do wild things to escape it; many a grown person has taken
to drink on account of less pressure than was upon Penrod during that
intolerable Saturday.
A faint sound in his ear informed him that Della, in the kitchen, had
uttered a loud exclamation, and he decided to go back there. However,
since his former visit had resulted in a rebuff that still rankled, he
paused outside the kitchen door, which was slightly ajar, and listened.
He did this idly, and with no hope of hearing anything interesting or
helpful.
“Snakes!” Della exclaimed. “Didja say the poor man was seein' snakes,
Mrs. Cullen?”
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