Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
They removed the stocking at the end of the long black snake, and cut
four holes in the foot and ankle of it. They removed the excelsior,
placed Mrs. Williams's cat in the stocking, shook her down into the
lower section of it; drew her feet through the four holes there, leaving
her head in the toe of the stocking; then packed the excelsior down on
top of her, and once more attached the stocking to the rest of the long,
black snake.
How shameful is the ease of the historian! He sits in his dressing-gown
to write: “The enemy attacked in force--” The tranquil pen, moving in a
cloud of tobacco smoke, leaves upon the page its little hieroglyphics,
serenely summing up the monstrous deeds and sufferings of men of action.
How cold, how niggardly, to state merely that Penrod and the painted
Verman succeeded in giving the long, black snake a motive power, or
tractor, apparently its own but consisting of Mrs. Williams's cat!
She was drowsy when they lifted her from the box; she was still drowsy
when they introduced part of her into the orifice of the stocking; but
she woke to full, vigorous young life when she perceived that their
purpose was for her to descend into the black depths of that stocking
head first.
Verman held the mouth of the stocking stretched, and Penrod manipulated
the cat; but she left her hearty mark on both of them before, in a
moment of unfortunate inspiration, she humped her back while she was
upside down, and Penrod took advantage of the concavity to increase it
even more than she desired. The next instant she was assisted downward
into the gloomy interior, with excelsior already beginning to block the
means of egress.
Gymnastic moments followed; there were times when both boys hurled
themselves full-length upon the floor, seizing the animated stocking
with far-extended hands; and even when the snake was a complete thing,
with legs growing from its unquestionably ugly face, either Penrod
or Verman must keep a grasp upon it, for it would not be soothed, and
refused, over and over, to calm itself, even when addressed as, “Poor
pussy!” and “Nice 'ittle kitty!”
Finally, they thought they had their good ole snake “about quieted
down”, as Penrod said, because the animated head had remained in one
place for an unusual length of time, though the legs produced a rather
sinister effect of crouching, and a noise like a distant planing-mill
came from the interior--and then Duke appeared in the doorway. He was
still feeling lively.
CHAPTER XX. THE DEPARTING GUEST
By the time Penrod returned from chasing Duke to the next corner, Verman
had the long, black snake down from the rafter where its active head had
taken refuge, with the rest of it dangling; and both boys agreed that
Mrs. Williams's cat must certainly be able to “see SOME, anyway”,
through the meshes of the stocking.
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