Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
The library door flew open, and Mrs. Cullen appeared as a mingled streak
crossing the room from one door to the other. She was followed by a
boy with a coal-black nose and between his feet, as he entered, there
appeared a big long, black, horrible snake, with frantic legs springing
from what appeared to be its head; and it further fulfilled Mrs.
Cullen's description by making a fizzin' noise. Accompanying the snake,
and still faithfully endeavouring to guide it with the detached handle
of a rake, was a small black demon with a gassly white forehead and
gasslier white hair. Duke evidently still feeling his bath, was doing
all in his power to aid the demon in making the snake step lively. A few
kitchen implements followed this fugitive procession through the library
doorway.
The long, black snake became involved with a leg of the heavy table in
the centre of the room. The head developed spasms of agility; there were
clangings and rippings, then the foremost section of the long, black
snake detached itself, bounded into the air, and, after turning a number
of somersaults, became, severally, a torn stocking, excelsior, and a
lunatic cat. The ears of this cat were laid back flat upon its head and
its speed was excessive upon a fairly circular track it laid out for
itself in the library. Flying round this orbit, it perceived the open
doorway; passed through it, thence to the kitchen, and outward and
onward--Della having left the kitchen door open in her haste as she
retired to the backyard.
The black demon with the gassly white forehead and hair, finding himself
in the presence of grown people who were white all over, turned in his
tracks and followed Mrs. Williams's cat to the great outdoors. Duke
preceded Verman. Mrs. Cullen vanished. Of the apparition, only wreckage
and a rightfully apprehensive Penrod were left.
“But where,” Mrs. Schofield began, a few minutes later, looking suddenly
mystified--“where--where--”
“Where what?” Mr. Schofield asked testily. “What are you talking about?”
His nerves were jarred, and he was rather hoarse after what he had been
saying to Penrod. (That regretful necromancer was now upstairs doing
unhelpful things to his nose over a washstand.) “What do you mean by,
'Where, where, where?'” Mr. Schofield demanded. “I don't see any sense
to it.”
“But where is your old classmate?” she cried. “Where's Mr. Gilling?”
She was the first to notice this striking absence.
“By George!” Mr. Schofield exclaimed. “Where IS old Joe?”
Margaret intervened. “You mean that tall, pale man who was calling?” she
asked.
“Pale, no!” said her father. “He's as flushed as--”
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