Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
Underneath the surface, nearly all children's parties contain a group
of outlaws who wait only for a leader to hoist the black flag. The group
consists mainly of boys too shy to be at ease with the girls, but
who wish to distinguish themselves in some way; and there are others,
ordinarily well behaved, whom the mere actuality of a party makes
drunken. The effect of music, too, upon children is incalculable,
especially when they do not hear it often--and both a snare-drum and a
bass drum were in the expensive orchestra at the Rennsdale party.
Nevertheless, the outlawry at any party may remain incipient unless a
chieftain appears; but in Penrod's corner were now gathering into one
anarchical mood all the necessary qualifications for leadership. Out
of that bitter corner there stepped, not a Penrod Schofield subdued
and hoping to win the lost favour of the Authorities, but a hot-hearted
rebel determined on an uprising.
Smiling a reckless and challenging smile, he returned to the cluster
of boys in the wide doorway and began to push one and another of them
about. They responded hopefully with counter-pushes, and presently there
was a tumultuous surging and eddying in that quarter, accompanied by
noises that began to compete with the music. Then Penrod allowed himself
to be shoved out among the circling dancers, so that he collided with
Marjorie and Maurice Levy, almost oversetting them.
He made a mock bow and a mock apology, being inspired to invent a jargon
phrase.
“Excuse me,” he said, at the same time making vocal his own conception
of a taunting laugh. “Excuse me, but I must 'a' got your bumpus!”
Marjorie looked grieved and turned away with Maurice; but the boys in
the doorway squealed with maniac laughter.
“Gotcher bumpus! Gotcher bumpus!” they shrilled. And they began to push
others of their number against the dancing couples, shouting, “'Scuse
me! Gotcher bumpus!”
It became a contagion and then a game. As the dances went on, strings
of boys, led by Penrod, pursued one another across the rooms, howling,
“Gotcher bumpus!” at the top of their lungs. They dodged and ducked,
and seized upon dancers as shields; they caromed from one couple into
another, and even into the musicians of the orchestra. Boys who were
dancing abandoned their partners and joined the marauders, shrieking,
“Gotcher bumpus!” Potted plants went down; a slender gilt chair refused
to support the hurled body of Master Roderick Magsworth Bitts, and the
sound of splintering wood mingled with other sounds. Dancing became
impossible; Miss Amy Rennsdale wept in the midst of the riot, and
everybody knew that Penrod Schofield had “started it”.
Under instructions, the leader of the orchestra, clapping his hands for
attention, stepped to the centre of the drawing-room, and shouted,
“A moment silence, if you bleace!”
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