Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
There came a vigorous rapping on the alley door of the stable, and
Verman was admitted.
“Yay, Verman!” cried Sam Williams. “Come and look at our good ole
panther!”
Another curiosity, however, claimed Verman's attention. His eyes opened
wide, and he pointed at Herman's legs.
“Wha' ma' oo? Mammy hay oo hip ap hoe-woob.”
“Mammy tell ME git 'at stove-wood?” Herman interpreted resentfully.
“How'm I go' git 'at stove-wood when my britches down bottom 'at
cistern, I like you answer ME please? You shet 'at do' behime you!”
Verman complied, and again pointing to his brother's legs, requested to
be enlightened.
“Sin' I tole you once they down bottom 'at cistern,” Herman shouted,
much exasperated. “You wan' know how come so, you ast Sam Williams. He
say thishere cat tuck an' th'owed 'em down there!”
Sam, who was busy rocking the cage, remained cheerfully absorbed in that
occupation.
“Come look at our good ole panther, Verman,” he called. “I'll get this
circus-cage rockin' right good, an' then--”
“Wait a minute,” said Penrod; “I got sumpthing I got to think about.
Quit rockin' it! I guess I got a right to think about sumpthing without
havin' to go deaf, haven't I?”
Having obtained the quiet so plaintively requested, he knit his brow and
gazed intently upon Verman, then upon Herman, then upon Gipsy. Evidently
his idea was fermenting. He broke the silence with a shout.
“_I_ know, Sam! I know what we'll do NOW! I just thought of it, and it's
goin' to be sumpthing I bet there aren't any other boys in this town
could do, because where would they get any good ole panther like we got,
and Herman and Verman? And they'd haf to have a dog, too--and we got
our good ole Dukie, I guess. I bet we have the greatest ole time this
afternoon we ever had in our lives!”
His enthusiasm roused the warm interest of Sam--and Verman, though
Herman, remaining cold and suspicious, asked for details.
“An' I like to hear if it's sump'm',” he concluded, “what's go' git me
my britches back outen 'at cistern!”
“Well, it ain't exackly that,” said Penrod. “It's different from that.
What I'm thinkin' about, well, for us to have it the way it ought to be,
so's you and Verman would look like natives--well, Verman ought to take
off his britches, too.”
“Mo!” said Verman, shaking his head violently. “Mo!”
“Well, wait a minute, can't you?” Sam Williams said. “Give Penrod a
chance to say what he wants to, first, can't you? Go on, Penrod.”
“Well, you know, Sam,” said Penrod, turning to this sympathetic auditor;
“you remember that movin'-pitcher show we went to, 'Fortygraphing Wild
Animals in the Jungle'. Well, Herman wouldn't have to do a thing more to
look like those natives we saw that the man called the 'beaters'. They
were dressed just about like the way he is now, and if Verman--”
“MO!” said Verman.
“Oh, WAIT a minute, Verman!” Sam entreated. “Go on, Penrod.”
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