Bildungsromans; Boys -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Male friendship -- Fiction; Middle West -- Fiction
“Well, we can make a mighty good jungle up in the loft,” Penrod
continued eagerly. “We can take that ole dead tree that's out in the
alley and some branches, and I bet we could have the best jungle you
ever saw. And then we'd fix up a kind of place in there for our panther,
only, of course, we'd haf to keep him in the cage so's he wouldn't run
away; but we'd pretend he was loose. And then you remember how they
did with that calf? Well, we'd have Duke for the tied-up calf for the
panther to come out and jump on, so they could fortygraph him. Herman
can be the chief beater, and we'll let Verman be the other beaters, and
I'll--”
“Yay!” shouted Sam Williams. “I'll be the fortygraph man!”
“No,” said Penrod; “you be the one with the gun that guards the
fortygraph man, because I'm the fortygraph man already. You can fix up a
mighty good gun with this carpenter shop, Sam. We'll make spears for
our good ole beaters, too, and I'm goin' to make me a camera out o' that
little starch-box and a bakin'-powder can that's goin' to be a mighty
good ole camera. We can do lots more things--”
“Yay!” Sam cried. “Let's get started!” He paused. “Wait a minute,
Penrod. Verman says he won't--”
“Well, he's got to!” said Penrod.
“I momp!” Verman insisted, almost distinctly.
They began to argue with him; but, for a time, Verman remained firm.
They upheld the value of dramatic consistency, declaring that a beater
dressed as completely as he was “wouldn't look like anything at all”. He
would “spoil the whole biznuss”, they said, and they praised Herman
for the faithful accuracy of his costume. They also insisted that the
garment in question was much too large for Verman, anyway, having been
so recently worn by Herman and turned over to Verman with insufficient
alteration, and they expressed surprise that “anybody with any sense”
should make such a point of clinging to a misfit.
Herman sided against his brother in this controversy, perhaps because a
certain loneliness, of which he was censcious, might be assuaged by the
company of another trouserless person--or it may be that his motive was
more sombre. Possibly he remembered that Verman's trousers were his own
former property and might fit him in case the promise for five o'clock
turned out badly. At all events, Verman finally yielded under great
pressure, and consented to appear in the proper costume of the multitude
of beaters it now became his duty to personify.
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