Ora led the conversation--no great adroitness was necessary--to the
many divorces pending in Butte at the moment. Ida sniffed. Ora asserted
gaily that they were merely a casual result of an era of universal
progress and individualism; one of the commonplaces of modern life
that hardly called for comment. “You are so up to date in everything
else, my dear,” she concluded, “that I wonder you cling to such old
middle-class prejudices.”
“I guess there are a few conservatives and brakes left in this
country,” said Ida, drily. “I may look back with horror at the time
when I chewed gum and walked out of a restaurant with a toothpick in my
mouth, but Ma hammered most of my good old-fashioned prejudices into
my back with the broom-handle, and I’m no more likely to forget her
opinion of divorce--the poor get it sometimes as well as the rich--than
the bastings I got if I played hookey from school, or sneaked out after
dark alone with a beau.”
“My mother was exactly the same,” said Ora, with that charming
spontaneity which so often robbed her words of the subtle insult of
condescension, or the more cryptic of irony. “If I hadn’t happened to
be a book-worm and had indulged in clandestine love affairs I should
have been shut up on bread and water. And she had all a Southern
woman’s horror of divorce. But, dear Ida! That was in the dark ages.
We live in the most enlightened and individualistic era of the world’s
history. I have kept my eyes and ears open ever since. Nor do I believe
for a moment that we are getting any worse--we merely have achieved a
more well-bred indifference toward other people’s affairs. One can hear
a scandal a minute in large towns and small, if one has nothing better
to do than listen; but whereas in our mothers’ time a woman was dropped
if she was ‘talked about,’ today we don’t turn a hair at anything short
of a quite superlative divorce court scandal--not even about girls;
always provided that they continue to dress well, and keep on being
charming and spending money.”
“That is about the most cynical thing I ever heard you say.”
“The truth always sounds cynical. You laugh at me for dreaming and
being an idealist, but I never have shut my mind to facts as you do.”
“I don’t even blink the old facts. I don’t like them, that’s all. I
don’t say, of course, that if I were married to a brute who came home
drunk and beat me--but this swapping husbands like horses--well, I’m
content to be a brake as long as there’s any wheel to freeze to. You
know I’m not hitting at you,” she added hastily. “I’d give you the moon
if you wanted it; but I put you in a class by yourself, that’s all.”
“Oh,” cried Ora, laughing. “Let us change the subject before you prove
that your logic turns feminine at the crucial test. Heavens! How
hideous Butte is. We drove----”
“Hideous? Butte?” demanded Ida indignantly.
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