"Indeed, I fear it is almost beyond mending," answered his lordship; "but it is a favourite, and old like myself, though I am glad you can find it in your heart to be kind to an old fellow in a shabby coat--" "What's a coat matter?" smiled Diana. "Peregrine's was worse than yours." "Yes," nodded his lordship. "I fancy it was, and I'm glad--very glad that you like me also, Diana; it does me good, child." "Why, then, come on up," she commanded, reaching out her hand to him in her imperious manner. "Pray do, sir," said I. "It would be an honour and pleasure." "It'll save your poor, old, stiff leg, sir!" added Diana. "Ah, Diana, fair goddess," said he in his placid, stately manner, "when you put my disturbers to such ignominious flight at the fair, you graciously unbent enough to address me as 'your old pal'--" "You seemed s' very lonely!" she explained. "Child," he sighed, "I am lonely still!" "Why, then," said she in her gentlest voice, smiling down into his wistful face, "come on up, old pal, an' forget your loneliness awhile." And now his lordship smiled also, and having pocketed his book, climbed into the cart with our assistance and seated himself between us. "This," sighed he, as Diogenes ambled on again, "is exceedingly kind in you, to burden yourselves thus with a solitary and garrulous old man--" "What's garrulous?" demanded Diana. "Talkative, my child, excessive verbosity--Mr. Vereker will doubtless remember our conversation on music," said he, with a whimsical glance at me. "Indeed, yes, sir," I answered. "I was greatly interested." "Well, I like to hear you talk, too," said Diana, "you speaks like Peregrine does, only he says such silly things, and he's a great deal too cocksure of himself into the bargain!" "Concerning which," said his lordship gently, "you may have remarked that Mr. Vereker possesses a chin." "What's his chin to do with it? You've got one--so have I for that matter." "True, child, we all three possess chins that typify dogged resolution to a remarkable degree--" "Peregrine's hatefully dogged; I know that!" sighed Diana. "Excellent youth!" nodded our aged companion, regarding me with twinkling eyes. "And Diana is excessively and unreasonably illogical!" I retorted. "Adorable maiden!" sighed his lordship, glancing at Diana. "Lord, Peregrine, how can you say such things!" she exclaimed indignantly. "He only says it because he wants to marry me!" she explained into our companion's right ear. "If I don't tell you he will in a minute; he tells it to every one." "Perspicacious youth!" nodded his lordship. "And Diana very foolishly attempts to deny me, for no just or adequate reason," I explained into his left ear. "Extremely natural and feminine!" nodded his lordship. "Because of his grand aunt and fine uncles for one thing," said Diana. "And for what other reason?" I demanded. "Just because!" "Because of what?" "Never mind!"