Personal Reminiscences in Book Making, and Some Short StoriesBallantyne, R. M. (Robert Michael)
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Personal Reminiscences in Book Making, and Some Short Stories
Ballantyne, R. M. (Robert Michael)
Authorship; Ballantyne, R. M. (Robert Michael), 1825-1894 -- Anecdotes; Short stories
"Well, w'en that bobby had told me his nose was two-foot-six inches long
I feels a most unaccountable and astonishin' gush of indignation come
over me. What it was at I don't know no more nor the man in the moon.
P'r'aps it was the sudden thought of all the troubles that bobbies has
brought on me from the day I was born till now. Anyhow, I was took
awful bad. My buzzum felt fit to bust. I knowed that I must do
somethin' to him or die; so I seized that bobby by the nose, and hauled
him flat down on his breast. He was so took with surprise that he never
made any struggle, but gived vent to a most awful howl. My joy at
havin' so easily floored my natural enemy was such that I replied with a
Cherokee yell. Then I gave his nose a pull up so strong that it
well-nigh broke his neck an' set him straight on his pins again! Oh!
Howlet, you can't think what a jolly dream it was. To do it all so
easy, too!"
"Well, what happened arter that?" asked Owlet.
"Nothin' happened after that," returned Stumpy, with a somewhat sad
expression on his usually gleeful visage. "It's a wery strange thing,
Howlet, that dreams inwariably wanishes away just at the most
interestin' p'int. Did you ever notice that?"
"Notice it! I should think I did. Why the dream that I had w'en I was
layin' alongside o' you was o' that sort exactly. It was all about
wittles, too, an' it's made me that 'ungry I feels like a ravagin'
wolf."
"Come along, then, Howlet, an' you an' me will ravage somethin' wi' them
browns o' mine. We'll 'ave a good breakfast, though it should be our
last, an' I'll stand treat."
"You're a trump, Stumpy; an' I'll tell you _my_ dream as we goes along."
"Hall right--but mind you don't come prosy over me. I can't stand it no
more nor yourself."
"You mind Dick Wilkin, don't you?"
"What--the young man from the country as I've see'd standin' at the dock
gates day after day for weeks without getting took on?"
"That's him," continued Owlet, with a nod, as he shoved his hand into
his trousers pockets. "He brought a wife and five kids from the country
with him--thinkin' to better hisself in London. Ha! a sweet little town
for a cove as is 'ard up to better hisself in--ho yes, certingly!"
remarked the precocious boy in a tone of profound sarcasm.
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