Peter: A Novel of Which He is Not the HeroSmith, Francis Hopkinson
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Peter: A Novel of Which He is Not the Hero
Smith, Francis Hopkinson
Bank tellers -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Wall Street (New York, N.Y.) -- Fiction
Old Colonel Purviance, of the Chesapeake Club, for one--a big-paunched
man who always wore, summer and winter, a reasonably white waistcoat
and a sleazy necktie; swore in a loud voice and dropped his g's when
he talked. “Bit 'em off,” his friends said, as he did the end of his
cigars. He had, in honor of the occasion so contrived that his black
coat and trousers matched this time, while his shoestring tie had been
replaced by a white cravat. But the waistcoat was of the old pattern
and the top button loose, as usual. The Colonel earned his living--and
a very comfortable one it was--by promoting various enterprises--some of
them rather shady. He had also a gift for both starting and maintaining
a boom. Most of the Mukton stock owned by the Southern contingent had
been floated by him. Another of his accomplishments was his ability
to label correctly, with his eyes shut, any bottle of Madeira from
anybody's cellar, and to his credit, be it said, he never lied about the
quality, be it good, bad or abominable.
Next to him sat Mason, from Chicago--a Westerner who had made his money
in a sudden rise in real estate, and who had moved to New York to spend
it: an out-spoken, common-sense, plain man, with yellow eyebrows, yellow
head partly bald, and his red face blue specked with powder marks due
to a premature blast in his mining days. Mason couldn't tell the best
Tiernan Madeira from corner-grocery sherry, and preferred whiskey at any
and all hours--and what was more, never assumed for one instant that he
could.
Then came Hodges, the immaculately dressed epicure--a pale,
clean-shaven, eye-glassed, sterilized kind of a man with a long neck
and skinny fingers, who boasted of having twenty-one different clarets
stored away under his sidewalk which were served to ordinary guests, and
five special vintages which he kept under lock and key, and which were
only uncorked for the elect, and who invariably munched an olive before
sampling the next wine. Then followed such lesser lights, as Nixon,
Leslie and the other guests.
A most exacting group of bons vivants, these. The host had realized
it and had brought out his best. Most of it, to be sure, had come from
Beaver Street, something “rather dry, with an excellent bouquet,” the
crafty salesman with gimlet eyes had said; but, then, most of the old
Madeira does come from Beaver Street, except Portman's, who has a fellow
with a nose and a palate hunting the auction rooms for that particular
Sunset of 1834 which had lain in old Mr. Grinnells cellar for twenty-two
years; and that other of 1839, once possessed by Colonel Purviance,
a wine which had so sharpened the Colonel's taste that he was always
uncomfortable when dining outside of his club or away from the tables of
one or two experts like himself.
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